Ron Paul

An idiotic libertarian who has an internet fanbase hanging off his old wrinkled nutsack. They think Ron Paul will cure cancer and do unimaginable miracles such as get them out of their mothers basement.

idiotic fanboy: "Hey dude vote for Ron Paul, audit the fed!"

smart person: "Can we audit congress too? Aren't they the ones spending our money?"

idiotic fanboy: "OMG FRACTIONAL RESERVE BANKING ITS SO EVIL!"

by Paultards are dumbass faggots July 5, 2009

pauled

To be outwitted by a person of lesser intelligence.

Being knifed by a noob in counter-strike. ( I got pauled).

by Aero Communications June 4, 2008

PAULatious

To be magnificiently beautiful inside and out. When a person is PAULatious they are full of kind words and wisdom. They care for others before themself. No other could over come the beauty of this person. This person is also often a bad ass well experienced drummer.

This man is so magical that he is PAULatious.

"You're so wonderful."
"awe, thank you, you're so PAULatious"

by Rae Spectacular April 20, 2011

Paul Chau

A word used to describe someone or something gay. Can be used instead of gay

Person 1: Did you see those guys holding hands?

Person 2: Yea they were so Paul Chau

by pseudonym12340 August 27, 2011

Paul W. Beard

A beard of epic proportions. Only a true manly man can have a Paul W. beard.

1: Whoa, look at that big beard.
2: Wow! It's a true Paul W. beard.

by jpnmark7 October 10, 2011

paul moyer

When you poop and masturbate at the same time. Just like the king: Paul Moyer

Max Picut was Paul Moyering when the king himself, Paul Moyer, came and showed him how it was done.

by BBMMC October 23, 2013

Paul Blart

Originally from southern Ontario. It's when you pop a bar, take a shot and then hit a fat popper.

"Yo Paul Blarts this weekend?"
"I did a Paul Blart last night it was fucked"

by Untitled_07 November 16, 2016