1 definition by Paultards are dumbass faggots

An idiotic libertarian who has an internet fanbase hanging off his old wrinkled nutsack. They think Ron Paul will cure cancer and do unimaginable miracles such as get them out of their mothers basement.
idiotic fanboy: "Hey dude vote for Ron Paul, audit the fed!"

smart person: "Can we audit congress too? Aren't they the ones spending our money?"

idiotic fanboy: "OMG FRACTIONAL RESERVE BANKING ITS SO EVIL!"
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