professionally pissed

When you are at work and have to keep your job so you bottle up the anger and hold onto it till you can safely release it.

Timothy peed all over the office floor, I'm so professionally pissed off it's not even funny.

by SassyBabe3290 May 2, 2017

Bin-Pisser

When someone takes a piss in a public bin; toilet, outdoor or otherwise.

Balcon worker: "I'm sick of cleaning piss out of this bin, fuck you Thomas, ya' big Bin-Pisser!"

by The Big BP August 9, 2017

Supreme Pissed

More pissed than ever recorded on the Richter Scale.

My dad took a dump on my windshield, I'm Supreme Pissed.

by SupremeSammy August 15, 2017

horse pissperer

When you hear someone going to the toilet and it sounds like a horse taking a wazz.

Phil was a very quiet chap, but when he goes to the bog he’s a true horse pissperer.

by The Horse Pissperer November 1, 2017

Tree Pisser

tyler Robertson

hey you know that dude who wont let his ex date other people yeah that's tyler the tree pisser.

by thetreepissereatsass123 February 28, 2018

Nearly Pissed On the Third

Derives from the episode of Mythbusters:

A saying that describes how close something was to happening. Usually uttered when in relief that something tragic did not occur.

The saying has it's origins in the Mythbusters episode where they rigged a dummy up to urinate on the third rail, of a railway track, which would subsequently give a lethal amount of electricity.

Jon: Aw mate imagine if you went out with Cersei.

Davos: I almost did.
Jon: No fucking way.
Davos: Yea, but she didn't like older guys, Christ, can you imagine? I nearly pissed on the third.

by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019

Slave pisser

She is a 5th grade Social Studies teacher that gets naked in class and pisses on us slaves and teaches at Hackensack Middle school in room 221N

Slave Pisser is gay

by o_Oo_Oo_Oo_O😈😈😈😈😈 July 17, 2019