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Derives from the episode of Mythbusters:
A saying that describes how close something was to happening. Usually uttered when in relief that something tragic did not occur.
The saying has it's origins in the Mythbusters episode where they rigged a dummy up to urinate on the third rail, of a railway track, which would subsequently give a lethal amount of electricity.
A saying that describes how close something was to happening. Usually uttered when in relief that something tragic did not occur.
The saying has it's origins in the Mythbusters episode where they rigged a dummy up to urinate on the third rail, of a railway track, which would subsequently give a lethal amount of electricity.
Jon: Aw mate imagine if you went out with Cersei.
Davos: I almost did.
Jon: No fucking way.
Davos: Yea, but she didn't like older guys, Christ, can you imagine? I nearly pissed on the third.
Davos: I almost did.
Jon: No fucking way.
Davos: Yea, but she didn't like older guys, Christ, can you imagine? I nearly pissed on the third.
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Get the Nearly Pissed On the Third mug.When you shit yourself and sit down, giving yourself a sharse (shitted - arse). American pronunciation Shass (shitted - ass).
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Get the Sharse mug.A filmmaker's term, usually used to postpone a certain part of the shot, be it the lighting, composition or anything else that could be fixed in post production.
Filmmakers who are short for time will use this phrase.
Filmmakers who are short for time will use this phrase.
Camera Operator: Hey Dan, I wiggled a little during that last shot, should we take it again?
Director: Nah don't worry, we'll fix it in post.
Director: Nah don't worry, we'll fix it in post.
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Get the Fix It In Post mug.A phrase used to describe the distance between something. Used to describe things that are relatively close.
Come on, we can't give up now, Mordor is but a sniff away.
McDonalds isn't far, it's only a sniff away.
McDonalds isn't far, it's only a sniff away.
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When an uncircumcised penis head rolls out of the foreskin.
Derived from the explorer, Robert Falcon Scott who ventured to Antarctica in 1912.
When an uncircumcised penis head rolls out of the foreskin.
Derived from the explorer, Robert Falcon Scott who ventured to Antarctica in 1912.
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Get the Captain Scott Has Left his Sleeping Bag mug.A phrase used to describe the finality of a decision made by someone.
Once someone has made a decision and can not back out of it.
Derives from the immature act of sticking one's thumb in a can and attempting to pull it back out.
Once someone has made a decision and can not back out of it.
Derives from the immature act of sticking one's thumb in a can and attempting to pull it back out.
Jim: Why don't you just leave her?
Ted: I can't mate, I've got my thumb in the can now.
Wish I'd have said no to that promotion...now I've got my thumb in the can.
Ted: I can't mate, I've got my thumb in the can now.
Wish I'd have said no to that promotion...now I've got my thumb in the can.
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Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.
One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.
Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.
One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.
John: Ryan I think I've left my history homework at home...
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.
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