When you have really big poo and it makes an incredibly loud noise as it hits the water and gives your arse a good splash.
Derives from tragic accident of the Titanic that sank in the mid-atlantic in 1912.
Derives from tragic accident of the Titanic that sank in the mid-atlantic in 1912.
*All quiet*
Rodger - on the toilet: *Loud splash noise*
Christie - in the other room: Jesus, Rodger was that you? Sounded like you sank the Titanic.
Rodger - on the toilet: *Loud splash noise*
Christie - in the other room: Jesus, Rodger was that you? Sounded like you sank the Titanic.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 15, 2019
When you shit yourself and sit down, giving yourself a sharse (shitted - arse). American pronunciation Shass (shitted - ass).
by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019
A phrase used to describe the finality of a decision made by someone.
Once someone has made a decision and can not back out of it.
Derives from the immature act of sticking one's thumb in a can and attempting to pull it back out.
Once someone has made a decision and can not back out of it.
Derives from the immature act of sticking one's thumb in a can and attempting to pull it back out.
Jim: Why don't you just leave her?
Ted: I can't mate, I've got my thumb in the can now.
Wish I'd have said no to that promotion...now I've got my thumb in the can.
Ted: I can't mate, I've got my thumb in the can now.
Wish I'd have said no to that promotion...now I've got my thumb in the can.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019
A phrase used to describe the stress or anger of someone else, often used to attempt to calm them down. Similar to don't get your knickers in a twist.
Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.
One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.
Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.
One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.
John: Ryan I think I've left my history homework at home...
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 14, 2019
Utter tripe. A phrase used to describe the nonsense coming out of someone's mouth.
Also used to describe how bad or in poor condition something is.
Derives from the foot of a badger, an animal known to carry tuberculosis.
Also used to describe how bad or in poor condition something is.
Derives from the foot of a badger, an animal known to carry tuberculosis.
Gerald will you just shut up, you've been talking badger-foot for the last half an hour!
Dude that car is definitely not going to run, look it. Just look at it...it's badger-foot.
Dude that car is definitely not going to run, look it. Just look at it...it's badger-foot.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 30, 2019
A phrase used to describe the distance between something. Used to describe things that are relatively close.
Come on, we can't give up now, Mordor is but a sniff away.
McDonalds isn't far, it's only a sniff away.
McDonalds isn't far, it's only a sniff away.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019
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