Magnum P.I.

An overt moustache (usually on a woman) that resembles the moustache of Tom Selleck. Star of Magnum P.I.

Did you see Bill's date? She had a Magnum P.I.

by PeterfromOttawa April 22, 2006

U.P.I.

Unidentified Party Injury also known as a U.P.I. Related to a S.R.I. Or Sports Related Injury.

Jsam: hey Shan, where’d you get these bruises from?
Shannon: Last Saturday I went to this rager at a frat house. it was totally reckless, I ended up with like 30 U.P.I.’s.

by Powderbunniiie August 12, 2022

P.I.F.A.

Pain in the f*ckin' ass

My boss paged me four times already today. He's such a P.I.F.A.!

by Felicia Bartlett November 9, 2008

P.I.C.N.I.C

An acronym for: Problem in chair, not in computer.

Guy #1: Hey guys help, I think my computer is broken, I can't find my start button.
Guy #2: Have you tried the lower left corner.
Guy #1: Oh, thanks, you fixed it!
Guy #2: Classic case of P.I.C.N.I.C

by DemonicHermit October 28, 2007

P.I.

Public
Image

(your persona, what the general observer thinks of your style)

D.J.: "Did you hear what happened that Asian kid Wang Chung?"
B.J.: "Yeah, he got busted big time."
D.J.: "I can't believe he really made fake tests with D's and F's on them so that people would think he's a slacker, when really he's a straight-A student who studies all the time."
B.J.: "Yeah you know something's gotta be fishy when an Asian kid is failing."
D.J.: "That'll really cramp your style though, getting busted like that. It's gotta kill your P.I."
B.J.: "Yeah, but the thing is, his parents already killed it by naming him after that goofy 80's song."
D.J.: "Kind of like when my parents named me 'Disc Jockey'. But I got over it. Eventually."
B.J.: "Man, you do NOT wanna know what my real name is... By the way, I'm gay."

by Nick D June 4, 2004

P.I.C

partners in crime(P.I.C)
a gang from north toledo creators: ciphur bohdi
colors: silver/black

P.I.C
bandana
colored tees

by KingMalek November 13, 2007

p-i-double-guh-ISSED

A declaration of anger suitable for fat white women and scrawny gay men.

"The bitch at the drive through forgot my five-pounder with cheese, you know I can't just eat a big fry! I am p-i-double-guh-issed!"

Said fat Tammy to her little Chee-Who-A-Who-A

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009