palm burn

When you masturbate to much you get a rash on your palm.

Tim I masturbated so much last night that I got a palm burn and it hurts.

by Jaden8421 October 24, 2018

palm one out

Masturbating. Making the bald man cry, choking your chicken, dancing with Rosie Palmer.

Man, I'm horny. Think I'm gonna go home and palm one out.

by tnayyyyy December 20, 2018

Palmer

A person who’s mother is a Spanish as tacos, and the father is as white as the Kardashian’s.

I get bullied for being a Palmer.

by Daddy kadden March 21, 2019

Palm aid

1. A horrible misspelling of pomade.
2. A way to subtly let your barber know you will pay him to give you an old fashioned

1. “This dumb fuck left me a note asking if we made palm aid. He even included his phone number. There’s no hope for the future.”
2. The man breathed in the smells of barbicide and Clubman’s Talc, the delicate pictures of 1950’s rockabilly adorning the walls, and the barber’s American traditional tattoos. This was his kind of shop. Very confidently, the stranger slipped the barber a note asking for “palm aid” with a seductive wink. They both knew what he wanted.

by Broken teeth bad tattoos May 6, 2019

Palm Springsteen

A sick band with even sicker members. Their fanbase is full of fuckin crackheads and the lead singer has an odd fascination with avocados but it’s fine. Also, the guitarist is basically Keanu Reeves so you have no choice but to stan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Stream Hey There Cowgirl by Palm Springsteen

by whiskeyroscoe October 31, 2019

Palmed throbbery

Masterbating

His missus caught him bang to rights committing palmed throbbery in the shed! He was sentenced to a year of being the laughingstock of the boozer.

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

Palmering

Acting like you are helping someone or doing something about a situation, but in reality you aren’t doing anything but making things much worse.

Quit Palmering around and do something!

by Lukegxi May 28, 2020