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More dick than a toilet seat

The act of a woman screwing many different guys. Analogous to a man getting 'more ass than a toilet seat.'
That woman has been out getting more dick than a toilet seat. She's has layed almost everything except the trans-Atlantic phone cable.
by LaughingAloud March 29, 2010
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More Cowbell

1. Something everything needs more of.
2. A remedy.
"I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell."
by TGK July 8, 2004
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mormon sized

A gianourmous, FREAKISHLY huge ton. So much it could feed or be used by a Mormon family.
A 50lb tub of Golden Soft at Costco it totally Mormon sized.

Dude, that 100 pack of Ramen is Mormon sized.

When you go through the drive thru don't Mormon size it, your ass is already fat enough.
by Alyson Clair June 30, 2008
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monday morning

Taking wordsunday afternoon/word to the next level.
This refers to the true procrastinators who leave their homework and assignments till monday morning before school.
This takes extreme discipline and speed as it is hard to get up early on a monday, and have the focus to get some work done in that limited time span.
dude, I had to pull a monday morning to get this paper done, I spent the weekend trolling forums and playing games.
by |AoC| JyL December 28, 2005
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jennie morgan

A Swedish dominatrix who starred in the internet phenomenon, 2 Girls One Cup, which was a trailer for the fetish porno Hungry Bitches.
Jennie Morgan eats poop lolz
by ExpertShoGunPirateSanJose October 2, 2011
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moral hazard

In helping to correct a problem which originated in past poor moral judgments, creating incentives for the same problem to repeat in the future without addressing the original poor moral judgments. Since there is an expectation that one was helped once, one will be helped again.
Giving money to banks which do not reform their mortgage lending practices creates a moral hazard
by patsw March 2, 2009
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Mordechai

A Mordechai is a smart, logical, and wise human being. They can sometimes come out as cold, but are really funny, talented, and entertaining when you befriend them. They can also seem like a show off, but everyone can admit they are good at what they do.
Girl: Ugh! I hate Mordechai!
Boy: Oh come on, he's actually really funny and cool once you get to know him!
Girl: But he is such a show off!
Boy: Yeah but he is really good at what he does!
Girl: I suppose...
by Estie Defines January 1, 2018
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