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crotch monster

A child. Usually someone elses child, although it can also be used as a future child you don't want to ever have.
"im going to shove that happy meal down your little crotch monster's throat if he throws another mcnugget at me!!!"

"nah homey, shes on the pill. don't need a little crotch monster anytime soon.
by gravityXaddict August 12, 2008
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monster

A young female in her teen years (13-19) that portrays an image of innocence but behind closed doors performs nasty sex acts that you would not expect from such a nice young girl. (E.g., Anal sex, Deep throat, Ass to mouth, tea bagging, rim jobs, orgies, DP, etc.)
A monster is similar to a freak. The difference is in the age and how you expect her to act biased on her outside appearance.
-"What's up Joe, how was that date last night with that hot young librarian girl? I bet she was lame."
~"Bro you are not gonna believe it, I thought that she was a geek too but I brought her to dinner and then we went back to my place for a drink and before you know it she was letting me get hot in her ass! Man that girl is a monster!!"
by NightCapper April 14, 2006
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whore-monger

One who accumulates many whores, keeping them ever by their side for assurance. Also, occasionally, for casual sex. They will often-times be macho males who wear dark sunglasses although occasionally nerdy whore-mongers of easy geeks arise. In many cases, the band of sluts will be several years younger than the whoremonger himself, in all likelihood because they put out faster and enjoy the importance of getting attention from the dangerous "olda boys".
We saw the whore-monger in the hallway with his faithful band of sluts by his side.
by V! December 21, 2006
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muffin monster

This awesome machine in 30 Days Of Night.

It grinds things up...

Like trash...

And people...
Ohnoes!!!! It's the muffin monster!!!!

Oh... and there goes someone's arm...

Oh my...
by RhapsodyEternal November 16, 2007
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ass monster

when your pants are eaten by your ass and you can see your crack
"man that guys got a major ass monster."
by frosty8 June 24, 2008
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strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster.
by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008
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Monster Box

an excessively hairy female vagina
by Heywood Jablowme November 3, 2003
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