messed up

1) unjust, lacking fairness, unfortunate
2) describes a situation where someone purposefully does something to complicate the life of someone else
3) in ruins

1) "You're mom won't let you go out of state for college? That's messed up."

2) "You told the teacher that I did it? That's messed up."

by Josue06 December 28, 2005

Messy mendez

When you diarrhea into a girls clam and then you use it as a lubricatin substance for ya sexual pleasure

ex. in da pussay

Last night i was fuckin Alejandra and she was dry as a prune in da Mojave, so i had to use a messy Mendez to finish da job

by clit69 June 14, 2009

Text Message Breakup

When a boyfriend or girlfriend doesn't have the guts to breakup in person so they end up sending a text saying they're breaking up. Similar to the email breakup where you breakup over email.

She's a bitch! She just broke up with me in a text message. That's so low!

I know man. The Text Message Breakup is the worst.

by Jack, December 9, 2008

yahoo messenger

Buggy crapware that is used to send "instant messages" that are queued for several days before being delivered or possibly lost. Also known to crash if more than three people fart at once, and the third tuesday of every month.

Damn, fucking yahell crahed again!

by Bunghole August 22, 2003

messy

somebody that is two-faced and tells other peoples business...had a big mouth

that gurl too messy she told my boyfriend that i was cheatin on him..

by anonymous May 13, 2005

Messiah

A Person who plays the hero "Orochi" from a video game called "For Honor" as a Main Hero. (Based on the Twitch Streamer III_Messiah_III)

Person A: "dude don't be a messiah"
Person B: "why not i love Orochi"
Person A: "you are such a weeb".

"I am Messiah cuz Orochi is my favourite Hero"

by DarthHughes January 16, 2021

Lext Message

A text message recieved from a girl named Lexie or Alexis.

"ring,ring,ring" " Dude what was that?" "Oh just got another Lext Message"

by raymaas August 19, 2009