tittle junk

Phrase used when something goes wrong and/or is stupid; bullshit

“Ohhh tittle junk, ‘Ol Ron did it again!”

“Get a life you freak.”
“You get a life! This is tittle junk!

by Vogue_Bitch February 2, 2021

Don't call that trash 'junk'!

What you eye-twinklingly protest when someone asks you "why you keep all dat junk around"; da joke, of course, is dat YOU YOURSELF are referring to said assorted flotsam and jetsam as being worthless clutter by calling it "trash", and so in effect you are agreeing wif da other person's contention dat you should get rid of said rubbish instead of having it around to clog up your closets and walkways.

I dunno da statistics for how many people who retort, "Hey! Don't call that trash 'junk'!" actually do clean out said jumbled mess anytime soon, but at least they are admitting dat they have a hoarding problem.

by QuacksO March 2, 2021

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by Stubss April 24, 2021

Junk Bomb

to deposit a single a item secretly in a domestic setting, within a persons house that has little or not connection to that person.
The principle being that the item will not be found by the house person, until several days or weeks have elapsed.

Task objective: to confuse the house person for as long as possible.

somebody has junk bombed me

by ParnyW June 28, 2022

junk file

The bottom feeder of crack heads!.. A junk file

The guy was a total junk file looking out for his next hit

by Forbiddentruth August 8, 2022

Junk Bonding

Actively pursuing making friends with the wrong people for alternative gain or for self sabotage.

Example one:

Mike: Why are you talking to that guy?
John: Oh I'm junk bonding so that I can get us those football tickets.

Example two:

Howard: I have never understood why you talk to that woman.
Pete: I'm junk bonding with her cause I'm in a dark place and I need to see this through.

by Wholeeyo October 26, 2022

kick the bull in the junk

To poke or prod on a delicate topic or raise an unpopular opinion that will no doubt cause you backlash. Not unlike the response you would receive from kicking a bull in the junk.

You're just going to have to suck it up, and kick the bull in the junk, David.

by ew-david October 6, 2022