coty jones

Shit streaks caused by anal leakage

I got a "Coty Jones" in my boxers.

by Joey motherfuckin jones December 23, 2016

Phone jones

A late night phone conversation with someone you're attracted to romantically and/or intimately.

I used to phone jones with Mike, but he's seeing someone else now. I miss his voice.

by Kee_Th February 14, 2014

Keith jones

An old smack head who lives on benifits and is adopted

Jon “look at that Tory tramp”
Ian “oh yes he is a keith jones”

by Cletus hairberry August 18, 2020

B. Jones

A man from Roseville Michigan who once ate so many bean burritos he partially asphyxiated himself with methane in his sleep and is now partially retarded.

Dam son thats some B. Jones shit

by HANSGREUBER June 22, 2010

Northeast Jones

Overall a really shitty place. Lots of hoes, sluts, and fuckboys. Here you will find that Northeast is too poor to afford good teachers, food, bathrooms, or a good education system. Oh, and did I mention its shitty ass fuck. No one likes Northeast jones, and the people who run it should look at a mirror and ask themselves, "what the fuck am I doing with my life?" Oh yeah, also, its really really really shitty.

Northeast Jones is the worst fucking school to ever be created.

by BIGGPPPPPPPP February 22, 2021

Trone Jones

An extreme lose of appetite usually accompanied by loneliness and depression. These feelings are usually caused by some bitch breaking your heart. Usually, these feelings come with a fall from popularity and stardom. These feelings can also be caused by a spell put on by a trone wizard. Sometimes people suffering from these symptoms are known as tronestars, tronedads, and troners. Extreme cases are generally known as the tribal trones.

Verb. Troneing - The act of the trone jones

Guy 1: Dude, I have the trone jones over Amy.
Guy 2: Dude, enough tronin' over that hoe. so what if she fucked the entire basketball team? Let's go drink and get you some strange (See "Getting some strange"). You will forget all about her.
Guy 1: Fo' sho'.

by kuzzi9 February 15, 2010

Piglet Jones

person who eats alot

Hes so fat, i call him piglet jones

by joemes May 1, 2005