January 13

Jan the 13th is Me Me day where everyone pronouces meme as me me. Me Me is seen as the n-word of the meme community. The only people who say this derogatory term are normies and boomers.

Me mer: Hey man look at funny me me!
*shows phone
Friend: um...ok why did you say meme that way.
Me mer: tis the January 13

January 13 by Jesus is Gaysus October 19, 2019

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January Asshole

A completely clean, almost white asshole with no leaves on the trees.

"Ah man, I'm so glad that girl I was with had a January Asshole. Otherwise I might have something worse than just this hangover."

January Asshole by CakeBadger March 3, 2015

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January tenth

1. The day I won the Spelling Bee and showed those dumbasses who truly was the most intelligent.

"Everyone still talks about January tenth, the Spelling Bee of seventh grade and how that one kid proved he was better than those bitches!"

January tenth by Marah Stevenson Ki October 16, 2019

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January 15

It's national hug someone that was born on January 15

Kelly: it's January 15

Emma:so
Kelly: it's national hug someone that was born on January 15

Emma: ok thanks for the hug

January 15 by Emily.cal November 11, 2019

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January First

January first is a special day to be born. This day isn't only new years but if you were born on this day you are perfect. January first is Perfectionist Day! Stay calm, and be perfect💕🤞🏻

"Today is January first, i need to be perfect today" ~He said.

January First by January first November 11, 2019

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January 7th

You might have that one friend who gives you their food, so on this day in return, you will give buy them food if they would like it!

Let's go share our food on January 7th in return for them giving to us!

January 7th by Lncln December 12, 2019

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January 26

Its where you hangout with your boyfriend/girlfriend. If you don’t you a pussy ass hoe.

mike:hey today’s january 26
chad:shit we gotta hangout with our girlfriends
mike:dang i got practice today i can’t
chad:swell..i guess your a pussy ass hoe

January 26 by trashytherat42069 January 22, 2020

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