GIRL I-

When someone says something so messed up or ridiculous that you don't know what to say except this

Person1: lol I just love the smell of my farts mmmmmmm
Person2: GIRL I-

by FruitFloatingThreateningly November 18, 2018

I think

A phrase that instantly deflates the intensity of one's argument.

Commonly used to sound more polite when making a suggestion, or more humble when making an observation. It can also add a subtle flair to an insult.

I think the government is doing a fine job.

I think you should shut the hell up.

by desuforeverlulz November 5, 2013

I was drunk

The universal excuse for a temporary lapse in judgement while intoxicated.

I didn't mean to call you a bitch, I was drunk.

I didn't mean to sleep with your boyfriend, I was drunk.

by JenThe80'sFan September 30, 2004

Elizabeth I

Pretty much the greatest ruller England ever had. When she became queen in 1558, she was only twenty-five years old. She was only the third queen to rule England in her own right. Elizabeth (1533-1603) was resourceful, determined and wise. She was intelligent and loved learning. She was glamorous, flirtatious and charismatic. She ruled alone for nearly half a century, lending her name to a glorious epoch in world history. A really great movie is "Elizabeth" where Cate Blanchett made her big break and received an Academy Award nomination for Best Actress for her performance in the 1998 film . Its sequel, "The Golden Age", is coming out 2007.

Queen Elizabeth I is pretty darn kick ass.

by urricakoats July 28, 2006

I Die

When something is funny one would use this expression

I Die when i see that commercial on tv

by megaloafter September 12, 2009

I was bored

A phrase used to furtively give oneself credit for his/her creation instead of blatantly stating, "I made this!".

Said phrase is mostly used on Facebook and other social networking sites.

Alex: I was bored so here's a meme.

by Jorbach October 16, 2012

I-Ready

Shitty fucking education platform with tests longer than grindy mobile games.

Ken: What'd you do in math today?

Cool Guy: That shitty fucking dumb ass I-Ready test that does fucking nothing to help my grade, "Gives you the right lessons" My ass.

by Probably_Alive September 14, 2020