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Denver Health Handshake

The fingering of a patients anus to assess for rectal muscle tone in a trauma patient. Often used excessively.
Joey, we have an incoming sprained ankle patient. Can you give him the Denver Health Handshake?
by Bright_Barty May 10, 2022
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Mona Lisa handshake

A Mona Lisa handshake is when you put your fist in a woman’s asshole and your cock in her vagina, then give yourself a handjob.
Last night I gave myself the best Mona Lisa handshake I had ever had!
by Bryant Bille May 29, 2022
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Tinley Park Handshake

When a south-side broad you were in a relationship with, is freeloading at your place after you've already called it quits, throws a left hook and lands it below your eye.
Brad was just trying to get his stuff from his own place, when Julie gave him a Tinley Park Handshake.
by tinleyparkguy December 1, 2021
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Left Handed Handshake

A term for an agreement that was never meant to be honored. Stands in opposition to deals sealed with shaking right hands.
Person 1: I thought we had an understanding!!

Person 2: No man, that was only a left handed handshake.
by bakja November 16, 2011
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Hot tea handshake

A hot tea handshake is when you dip your hand in boiling hot tea and put it in someone's rectum.
Last night I just gave my girl a hot tea handshake.
by Fuckme456 May 15, 2019
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Long Island Handshake

A manual anal stimulation technique whereby the gentleman inserts four fingers, pinky at bottom... index on top, into the ladies rectum. The move is fully executed when the thumb has been inserted into the vagina and the man's hand is shook vertically as if introducing himself to the lady. A quick way to remember this technique is "four in the stink, thumb in her pink."
My new neighbor introduced me to his wife so to be polite I gave her a Long Island Handshake.

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Nothing relaxes Suzy more after a long day at the office, than a nice glass of wine and a Long Island Handshake from her boyfriend.
by sonny chiba December 26, 2006
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los angeles handshake

fancy handjob slang for those tryna flex in high school but ain't tryna get dress coded
I saw some dude with a los Angeles handshake sweatshirt and I had to define this shit for myself
by Laroonmochyointerinet May 7, 2018
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