floridafied

Came from the North. Moved to Florida to escape the cold. Now you do something that makes you feel like you were born and raised in Florida.

Kid playing with a lizard: "He's been Floridafied." Seeing gators in your front yard as you go out to get the mail: "I've been Floridafied!"

by TWINBOYMOM December 31, 2019

Florida Gator Fans

The most ignorant fans in college football history. Loud, obnoxious, and know absolutely nothing about football. And every year is their year.

“Beating OSU means nothing but losing to UGA and LSU means nothing. It’s out year go gators!“ ~ Florida Gator Fans

by Florida gators January 13, 2020

Florida feel

A Florida Feel is when you shave off your mans nipples and then titty fuck his giant jugs.

Hey babe, do you want a Florida Feel tonight as I just purchased the new lawn mower 3.0?

by Penisbreath January 26, 2020

Florida

Dont come we b shootin shit in the 407 n 386

Florida fuckas kno was brackin
Aye brah u seent that yungen talm bout he from da noya
Les test em n show em what we do ouxhea in da 407

Where u from?

Da 386 where u kant go

by FL SLYDA JIT February 3, 2020

Florida

A piece of Australia that broke off and hit America.

Florida Man eats alligators.

by Inquisitive Walnut February 29, 2020

Florida Chrome

Duct tape, Or the liberal application of such product.

Oh yeah, my truck mirror fell off but i give er' all the way with some Florida chrome

by Conagher March 13, 2020

florida moron

some one from Florida who went out to the beach with thousands of other people and got covid-19

damn those dudes on the beach are such florida morons

by dghfadhgfb April 23, 2020