Avon old farms is an all boys boarding school in avon ct. Most of they boys go there bc they couldnt get in anywhere else...aka salisbury...but some go for sports too. Sorry boys but thirds lax isnt going to cut it in the real world. Most of them are repeats...what does that tell you! AOF has a horrible reputation, being jerks, easy, and hooking up with walkers girls therefore they carry lots of STD's. They think they are the shit untill the end up working for a Salisbury guy.
(Watching a thirds lax game)
-Woah that must have hurt
-I dont think they can lose any more brain cells so its ok
-Woah that must have hurt
-I dont think they can lose any more brain cells so its ok
by aofsucks April 18, 2005
Get the avon old farmsmug. When you are having anal and stop abruptly to run to the kitchen and grab several potato’s and shove them in her ass
by Frogger Cryox February 9, 2018
Get the idaho potato farmmug. by RileyCan April 19, 2018
Get the Farm to table (FTT)mug. A man who works out, but appears as though he clearly does not. Often confused with a troll, this man aspires to become an alpha male in all aspects of his life, however never actually gets results.
Small guy: Can't wait to knock off work so I can hit the gym
Workmate: Do you even lift muscle farm?
Workmate: Do you even lift muscle farm?
by ChrisWhite2000 September 28, 2011
Get the Muscle Farmmug. The school that is good at hockey. However students who attend Avon Old Farms are not likely to suceed. Most Avon children end up sucking dick in Hartford because they can't take the fact that they chose a very bad school which ruined there life.
Jim (AOF Boy): Damn i hate my life. I can't read or write but I can skate. I hate Avon Old Farms.
Austin (Salisbury Gentleman): Ha you should have come to Salisbury. Bitches from Hotchkiss are all over me, the athletics are sick, and they actually teach us.
Dan (T-P Dude): Fuck yea. T-P is sick too. We actually manage to learn and we don't have to suck dick in Hartford. Have a good life, queer.
Austin (Salisbury Gentleman): Ha you should have come to Salisbury. Bitches from Hotchkiss are all over me, the athletics are sick, and they actually teach us.
Dan (T-P Dude): Fuck yea. T-P is sick too. We actually manage to learn and we don't have to suck dick in Hartford. Have a good life, queer.
by Westy Girl March 31, 2009
Get the Avon Old Farmsmug. Founded by Russell Simmons in 1992, Phat Farm takes the best of mainstream culture and infuses it with aspirations of sophisticated American youth. This mixture gives Phat Farm a universal appeal that makes the brand a classic. Phat Farm's high quality fabrics and detailed designs represent the lifestyle of those who strive for the best.
by stevie4life2003 July 20, 2008
Get the phat farmmug. Founded by Russell Simmons in 1992, Phat Farm takes the best of mainstream culture and infuses it with aspirations of sophisticated American youth. This mixture gives Phat Farm a universal appeal that makes the brand a classic. Phat Farm's high quality fabrics and detailed designs represent the lifestyle of those who strive for the best.
by stevie4life2003 July 23, 2008
Get the phat farmmug.