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Old Faithful

The act of ejaculating semen on another's rectum then demanding that the person upon which ejaculation occurred must pass gas immediately. Ejaculator then looks at clock and says, "right on time."
Little Tim gave Sally the good ole' Old Faithful last night.
by bobbyz18 June 17, 2011
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Faith

Being sure of what you hope for, and certain of what you cannot see.
i had strong faith in the Lord before i prayed for a man, and He showed me the man's healing.
by sonworshipper April 29, 2010
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Failture

mousey is a failture @ life
by crumb October 10, 2004
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Old Faithful

A sexual act. It is when you pour an entire bottle of lube into a girls ass. Then, upon the first thrust, the lube sprays out like a geyser.
"Whats all that lube for"

"Yellowstone, here we come, Old faithful, baby."
by AsevenX88 August 16, 2011
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Old Faithful

The act off nutting (ejaculating) inside someone's mouth while they are on their back then stomping on their stomach. Those wearing a Used Poncho can avoid the geyser's angry eruption.
My girlfriend took one in the mouth from me last night so I stomped on her stomach, thus completing the Old Faithful. Wish I would've had a used poncho on...
by Brettford January 7, 2013
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faitheist

an atheist who recognizes the value of fulfilling the human need to have faith and worship and is someone who elects to not have faith in anything bigger than him/herself but secretly harbours a desire to reinvigourate the idea of community but doesn't believe in organizing anymore.
as a faitheist, I am not a humanist.
by millerthegorilla January 25, 2009
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fainting game

Inducing unconsciousness by hyperventilating and getting a friend to bear hug you
Person one : Hey have you heard of the fainting game everyone in my school is doing it. Person two : No but anything for a buzz ! (after a brief explanation person two hyperventilates by breathing heavily after which person one squeezes person two in a tight bear hug who momentarily lapses into unconsciousness.
by lrwguitar May 22, 2016
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