Earl

Earl is a fake ass nigga who secretly likes getting raped in the ass by large hard penis's for fun he always trys to change the subject and turn the argument on you

Wow Earl is fucking gay bruh

by anonymous December 22, 2019

Early Snake gets the Cake

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.

Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."

by MadDawgDylan January 3, 2020

Earl

A gay retard that will steal your ham sandwich

God damnit Earl! You stole my sandwich, retard!!

by Hgfffffffffff February 8, 2020

Earlymothersday

On this day you make your mom a breakfast or but buy her a gift to show your love and appreciation this is just a grater to show you love your mother and thank her.

Earlymothersday support

by Old wise rat April 21, 2020

Earlestion

earlestion is when the tongue of an animal or a person penetrates the inner ear.

You are under arrest for earlestion

by Lapislucas001 May 8, 2020

early corona

𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘥. referring to the first few weeks/months of the Covid19 pandemic.

Remember when that guy spazzed at Walmart? That was like Early Corona, we didn't even have to wear masks yet.

by Marica Linn July 20, 2020

earlobe johnson

any lenny face with "{ }" brackets

Bro 1: Bro my dildo gave me gonorrhea

Bro 2: {*3* (earlobe johnson)

by klfgs77 August 4, 2020