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anti-english 

A socially acceptable and very popular form of racism/discrimination/bigotry/prejudice/xenophobia against English people.
Person A: I just had a history class about the evil British Empire. God, I hate the English, kill them all if I could! Those Scots and Welsh are really nice though, play a game of football with them any day!

Person B: Yeah it's all English peoples fault, even though they weren't even born then. Although, I like the French, Spanish, Dutch and Germans, can't bash them for their ancestors imperialistic ways.

Person A: Me too, same for the Belgians, Portuguese, Italians and Japanese.

Person B: Hey, some idiot said to me that I'm Anti-English and that the USA and China are today's imperialists. I laughed in their face!
anti-english by hairymole March 4, 2010

bad english 

this be bad enshlis becuz i kant right good"
U guyz dont wont to wread a xple so i aint riteing won.
bad english by jerryblank May 15, 2005

Japanese English 

Almost the reverse of Japanglish. These are words invented by the Japanese to literally emulate English, but are totally confusing to native English speakers
Paper Driver = Licensed Driver w/o a car.
Service = Free item
Cunning = Cheating on Tests
Smart = Slender
Japanese English by Neoyamaneko December 15, 2003

Do you speak English? 

What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only one language? An American. The question is pretty much how Americans traveling abroad greet the locals.
Saying "Do you speak English?" can either get you around or get you kidnapped, tortured, killed and having your family discover your fate on CNN anywhere around the world. Asking the question is ok in a place where you see a McDonald's. It is not ok and you should avoid places where electricity and potable water are a luxury to ask the question.

Godzilla English 

In a movie where the Japanese has been replaced with English.The actors lips don't match the words you hear.Derived from classic Godzilla movies,can now be found in Anime or Japanese horror movies.
The movie was in Godzilla English , but we still watched it.
Godzilla English by CYBERKING December 28, 2005