Dividing by Zero

A slang term for male masturbation. The hand makes a zero and gets divided by the penis.

Cameron spent the whole day dividing by zero in his bedroom.

by ChowderMarianatedNips September 13, 2011

scuba diving

one who indulges in diving of the muff.

"dan first put on his knee pads and then scuba gear the flip flops ect... he did a olympic dive into krystl's muff, and got a 10 for 10"

by andrew November 27, 2003

Abyssal Diving

Abyssal Diving is when someone takes a dive into some super gynormous, super fat, woman / monster into her vagina and just get swallow up like a vortex whirlpool.

Fuck that, I'm not diving into the abyss, fuck abyssal diving, I'll get swallow up and never come back.

by Kung Faux Fahey September 3, 2007

Captain of the diving Team

1. Being desingated/voted to be captain of a diving sports team
2. Inferring that, as captain of the diving team, one actually eats a lot of pussy, also known as muff diving

Grandma-- Look, its my favorite grandson, and what have you been up to in college?

You---Not much, things are going well, I am Captain of the diving team and I practice every nite.

Grandma--Congratulations, you were always such a good swimmer

You--laugh

by mangu43 January 21, 2006

dip diving

When someone puts a dip, or chewing tobacco, in there butthole, then a friend takes the dip out with their tounge and returns it into the other persons lip to be enjoyed.

Greg: Tyler, my but still stings from dip diving lastnight.

Tyler: That's to bad, tonight is my turn!

Greg: Okay!

by G-lane October 7, 2008

dumpster diving

Finding any random hott slut and inserting your wang in her asshole.

Anal sex with hott bitches.

To any other male: "Dude I went dumpster diving last night."

by taylor April 20, 2004

dumpster diving

1) breaking and entering with intent to steal for people who cannot do it

2) where your stolen goods came from should a cop ask

Nice Computer/ ferrari/ nasa space rocket, where'd ya get it? Someone stole one last week from the computer store/ferrari showroom/ rocket luanch.


dumpster diving!

by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004