SDD (Spontaneous Dabbing Disorder)

SDD or Spontaneous Dabbing Disorder is a mental illness which causes spontaneous and uncontrollable dabbing.

It affects some victims more than others from some dabbing every 10 - 20 minutes, to some dabbing almost every 2 minutes or even less.

I suffer from SDD (Spontaneous Dabbing Disorder)

by MagSwagg September 20, 2017

BPOD(BLACKPINK Obsession Disorder

The BPOD refers to an unhealthy obsession with BLACKPINK so much so that people who get affected by this disorder can't stop making hate tweets/posts about them 24/7! Other symptoms of this disorder include- thinking hating on BLACKPINK is their reason to breathe, their hobby, and their lifestyle! This disorder is usually found in MAMAMOO STANS, GFRIEND STANS, ARMYONCES, BH STANS, YG STANS, BTS STANS, and literally in most fandoms existing. Doctors claim that the only way for you to fix this disorder is to "fuck off" and go get a life!

BPOD(BLACKPINK Obsession Disorder
Those armys have BPOD, always have blackpinks name in their mouth.

by X1Love November 6, 2020

Chronic End-Gaming Disorder

When you are playing the game and you die miserably or you just finish the ending, you just don't want to play it the next day. This disorder can last to about a day or even a month.
-The best way to cure the "die miserably" part (assuming it is a boss that gives you trouble) is to say, screw this and don't give a shit. (I won that way.)
-It is normally chronic because you stay that way, unless your preference is Shooter games or World games (such as Grand Theft Auto).
-It affects RPG and Adventure players the most.

Final Fantasies. You play it, you finish it, you move on with your life. Or, you die without saving, and you are so pissed off that you say, "screw this" and you don't touch it for a while.
Racing games where that DAMN computer player beats you just by a second and you come in second when you wanted first.

Warning: Chronic End-Gaming Disorder is problematic! It makes you spend your money constantly in search of new games after you finish them.

by FWL January 13, 2008

Post Trump Stress Disorder

A neurological disorder and condition that affected Jim Acosta in the 4 years of covering news and correspondence at the White House during the Trump Administration. Symptoms include burns in the butt-hole, rash, and difficulty in coping with Trump crushing criticism of Jim's propaganda. Complications include; ranting all over the news about he suffered during the Trump era, promises not to talk about Trump again but keeps talking about him which shows how its very difficult to get rid of the butt-hole burns Trump has caused him.
Unfortunately, there is no treatment or cure for such condition. However, it's avoidable. Avoid listening to CNN, Jim Acosta, or any libtrad leftist and their propaganda machine.

Jim Acosta: I am suffering from Post Trump Stress Disorder
American People: We don't care.

by TrueVision20 April 4, 2021

Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder

IVDD (Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder) is a disease in which the vagina constantly releases fluid from the inside.

THERE IS NO FUCKING CURE

Doctor:
Maddam, it seems to me as if you have IVDD, an incurable disease... you will always piss continuously... UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE

Maddam:
What the fuck is IVDD??

Doctor:
Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder

Maddam:
OH FUCK

Doctor:
YEAAAA BITCH, YOUZ GONNA DIE!

Maddam:
FUCK ME IN THE FACE TWICE

Doctor:
TH-DOOSH-DOOSH

Maddam:
FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!

Crab:
Who wants ice-cream???????

by erectism January 10, 2008

Obsessive Tweeter Disorder(OTD)

OTD is a condition in which people have several thoughts, feelings, ideas, or sensations (obsessions) kind of like those with OCD, and feel the need to tweet them. Persons with OTD religiously scroll down their twitter feed "favorite-ing"almost everything they see. They also tend to re-tweet and reply to almost everything on their feed, regardless of how much it relates to them. These people celebrate things such as their thousandth tweet or hundredth follower, and feel that those numbers equate to how great of a virtual presence they are on the 'internets'. These persons will use hash tags in their real-life conversations, log on/off Twitter several times throughout the day, and tweet about things that seem arbitrary and totally pointless to followers, but in their eyes significant and necessary.

Warning: When you follow a person with OTD their tweets make up 99.9% of your feed.

Note: You can still be awesome if you have OTD. It is not fatal. Your awesomeness shall live on.

"She's been on twitter for only five days and she's tweeted 6,777 times. I think she has Obsessive Tweeter Disorder(OTD)."

"Oh my god we should totally do that! Hashtag YOLO hahahahahaha!...Oh my god, that's the seventh time I did that today I think I have Obsessive Tweeter Disorder(OTD)."

by @nourasmileslike(follow mee) May 27, 2013

Pellet Smoker Delusional Disorder

A condition of someone who believes that a pellet smoker has any ability to produce BBQ. In other words, a person who has no ability to cook BBQ like a real man, and needs the BBQ equivalent of an electric wheel chair to cook. Also known as "PSDD", or better served as an over priced boat anchor.

Both Matt and White Rice are suffering from pellet smoker delusional disorder because they honestly believes that their POS can produce anything remotely close to BBQ.

by GPStone July 4, 2020