Dutch door action

Having sex with both men and women at the same time.

"First he screws me, then he screws you. It's Dutch door action."

by J John Johnington IV December 27, 2008

Closing The Goddamn Door

A memeable referance to the classic song by Panic! At The Disco: "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies"

"Haven't you people ever heard of Closing The Goddamn Door, no?"
"Wtf Brendon! We're at a wedding!"
"Oh yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore."
"Oh dear lord..."

by OmgIt'sLeafy December 17, 2016

whore next door

The skank in a suburban neighborhood who chases after another woman's husband.

It was a great party until the whore next door showed up...uninvited!

by Ms. Sunshine July 26, 2008

Taking the back door

anal

"Oh man....she got so drunk she asked me to take the back-door in..after she showered, that is..."

by Kevie October 13, 2003

next door nikki

a pornstar who does soft core porn. very hott.

next door nikki is hot

by nate March 13, 2005

Door Kicker

A wanker. One who spends much time masturbating. Used as such because of a reflex leg action whilst reaching climax.

"You are a complete door kicker"

by Paris Nelson November 13, 2003

knocky nine doors

A game that’s been around since the 1800s. You must knock on someone’s door, then run away, preferably to the next person’s door. The goal is to do nine doors without stopping or getting caught. To make it harder, on the first door, knock once. On the second, knock twice. On the third, knock thrice, all the way until the ninth, when you knock nine times.

There is also a variation on this game called “Rocky Nine Doors”. The house needs to have a cabbage patch for this to work. You need to throw a rock on the roof then hide in the cabbages. The thrills you get from seeing the victim go out and shout while you are hiding in the cabbages right next to them are amazing.

Let’s play Knocky Nine Doors! *knocks on door* Victim: GIT ‘ERE, BUSTA’! STOP KNICK-KNOCKING ON ME DOOR BEFORE I SLAP YOUR WEE BOOTY!

by I Am An Existent Object October 20, 2019