Cyclocrosser

When you have so little to do that you decide to get on a bike and work your ass off for 45 minutes; A perfect combination between Heaven and Hell.

-Dude, Dakota is such a cyclocrosser.
-Yeah, but he gets up at 5:45 on a Saturday!
-That bitch.

by Pelican7 October 29, 2014

cyclingism

Being anti cycling or anti using a bike.

You’ll be banned from using the car park if you cycle to work. You can’t do that?! That’s cyclingism!

by Halfaguava September 5, 2019

Cycloptopoo

When your turd appears to have one eye that is looking back at you.

I can't wait to flush this Cycloptopoo, it's really been giving me the stink eye.

by CryptoTurdZ December 31, 2021

trailer cicle

Those crappy flavored freeze pops you buy in a cardboard box that are not frozen when you buy them.

Me: Hey man where did you get that giant trailer cicle?

Jim: 7-11, they had them for like 50 cents

by ClownShoes123 July 11, 2010

bomb cyclone

A weather system that dumps a lot of snow (usually up north but in 2018, it dropped snow in savannah 🤦🏽 ♂️) and it’s living hell for everyone else that didn’t get snow, that is if hell is cold🤷🏽 ♂️

Ron- You hear about the bomb cyclone?

Aj- Yeah, it’s gonna be cold as fuck down here

Ron- we’ll get a snow filled hurricane in NYC

by Definite Word January 7, 2018

Slimy Cyclops

While receiving oral sex, you sneeze and wipe it off with the back of your hand. Before climax, backhand your partner with said hand, and cum in partner's eye.

Chick was a freak, asked for the slimy cyclops while giving me head. Luckily for her I had a monster sneeze brewing.

by Bitch What?? August 3, 2008

Wrestling Cyclops

Male masturbation without lubrication.

Tim: "Hey Joe, want to go to the arcade after school today?"

Joe: "Sorry, I can't. I'm going to be Wrestling Cyclops."

by Phatsypatsy January 22, 2009