crotch fleas 

Pubic or crab louse AKA crabs. also know as public lice. they're parasitic insects that infect one's genitals.

Yo, I banged this one chick and she gave me crotch fleas.

My nuts are so itchy from these crotch fleas!

crotch fleas by brownie23 October 16, 2009

crotch dollar 

a person who is either just as rude, stubborn, disgusting or crude as the dollar that has come out of a prostitute or stripper's crotch area

Jack wanted to go out and see a movie, but Derrick was being a crotch dollar and decided to stay home with his girlfriend.

crotch dollar by Jew-lissa November 9, 2009

Crotch Vodka 

Vodka that has been stored next to someones crotch for an amount of time.

Guy 1: You want a drink?
Guy 2: Sure what is it?
Guy 1: Just some Vodka i had in my messenger bag.
Guy 2: Thats totally Crotch Vodka.....But hell yeah pour me one!

Crotch Vodka by Arcanum Arcanorum November 23, 2009

crotch pretzel 

Any snack that you place in your crotchal region for easy access during a video game session.

Stan: Haha! I just pwned you to death!

Gary: I suppose I'll use this re-spawn opportunity to grab a crotch pretzel!

Stan: lolcano!

crotch pretzel by dannybot+2 December 3, 2009

Crotch Pocket 

1. The awkward pocket directly in front of the crotch that is created by the seam of some dresses and skirts.

2. A vagina or mangina.

1. I love the new skirts for the school uniforms. I bet I could carry all my books in this crotch pocket!

2. -Mike got laid last night! Well... Almost.
-Almost?
-Well he was aiming for her crotch pocket, but he missed.

Crotch Pocket by MommaElla July 23, 2010

Crotch Warrior 

Male Reproductive Organ

Your crotch warrior seems to be penetrating a young woman's lady parts.

Crotch Warrior by Snack Shack March 30, 2010

Crotch Burn 

chafing between the legs and groin area which most often burns and turns red.Often happens to people with excess weight and constint sweating.Sgn of a fungi infection most times.

Man dude that workout with the trainer's is rough,I'm getting Crotch burn.

Crotch Burn by Manuel Mayhem September 14, 2010