Cactestes

The condition in which freshly shaved testicle stubble causes discomfort, like a cactus, but you carry it around and it pokes your inner thighs.

Guy 1: Hey man why do you keep shifting like that?
Guy 2: Sorry mate, forgot to use my usual products and ended up with a case of the Cactestes.
Guy 1: Broooo

by Tony2Hands May 27, 2021

Cactus

A small to tall green thing that has prickly things and hurt when touch and it’s pricks are like splinters.

I touched a cactus and now there’s a small prick in my finger .

by Cactus-saint-waffles May 30, 2021

Cactis

When you see sam and then say yeh

Sam looked like a child and I cactised everywhere

by Pp_guy July 21, 2021

cactushatt

"Cactus-hatt" or "cactus" for a username abbreviation, a username for a specific person or a cactus with a cowboy hat on.

Aww man "cactus" killed me or I saw a "cactushatt" the other day it was weird.

by Cactushatt11 August 23, 2021

Cactor

A cat that is an actor

Do you think the cactors are trained to sit there and do nothing, or are they just chilling?

by Mouse0410 August 30, 2021

Cacti out

When someone is drunk from drinking too much cacti’s

Her : have you seen Javier

Him: yeah he is cacti out he. Had. Like two -3 cactis

Her :not surprise

by Claudiarobles940 September 1, 2021

Cactusdogs

she’s the best person to ever be friends

she’s funny

sleepyhead

and very COOOOOLL

hey you like cactusdogs?
Hell ya she’s so amazing

by Cactusdogs September 4, 2021