Carlotta 

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet,she is kind and actually gives two shits for that one guy.She is the best girl to go out with.Carlottas usually have pretty eyes and are extremely funny and sarcastic.If you ever get a Carlotta,Never and I mean NEVER let her go!💖

Guy 1:Who is that cute chic?
Guy 2:That's Carlotta,she's beautiful isn't she?
Guy 1:Oh hell ya!!

Carlotta by CandyGurl._ May 29, 2016

Covid Carols 

The feature of almost songlike whining & kvetching from Covid Babies that accompanies the regular Covid Season.
Covid Carols typically include an unlimited list of non-specific & often conflicting symptoms that can be attributed to any disease or ailment that has ever existed among any of Earth's creatures.

"My head hurts. I think I have a fever. I can't breathe. My body aches. Feel like I'm gonna throw up. Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"

"I'm coughing. I'm sneezing. I lost my appetite. I'm starving. I can't taste anything. I can't smell anything. Does anybody have a Covid test? I need to stay in from work. Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"

"Can somebody drive me to the emergency room? I need an updated jab. Did you get the latest vax? Why aren't you wearing a mask? That's not 6 feet. You're too close! Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"

"Hear the Covid Babies with their Covid Carols?"

"Yep! Time to pull out the Covid Box. Covid Season is upon us!"

"Praise Fauchovah!"

Covid Carols by Logical Empiricist Stoic October 31, 2023

Carlo Reyes 

That cool guy that you went to middle school with. He is funny and chill. He is an aspiring tennis player and always cares for his friends. All the girls think he’s cute but there’s only one girl that he likes.

Damn Carlo Reyes lookin thicc. Never seen him with his shirt off

Carlo Reyes by krats July 21, 2018

carlo von sexron 

He's the man, the legend, the king. Ginger Elvis, King Baby Duck, and J Ho, it's all one man. He's a great dancer, likes long walks on the beach, and will fuck your day up if you cross him. He'll blow your mind with his music, then blow his load on your mom. His name is Josh Homme, and he (probably) approves of this message.

Dood 1: I just got back from the Eagles of Death Metal show.
Dood 2: SICK! Did Carlo Von Sexron seduce you with his drums?
Dood 1: Nah, he wasn't there. He was probably fucking your mom.
Dood 2: Fuck man, I wish I was as cool as him...

carlo von sexron by whorehopper July 21, 2016

John Carlo 

Shy at first but then outgoing. Cool guy to be with. A bit Cute. Funny and hates dull moment. A guy who always protect his friends. Very lovable person and very gentle at girls

John Carlo make funny jokes when there is an awkwards moments.

John Carlo by Tiredassboy08 November 23, 2021

Rick Carlo 

The sexual act that takes place in "spooning" position with the woman as big spoon jerking off the man in little spoon while he reaches back to twiddle and fingerblast the woman without kissing (Simultaneously). Act is also performed standing face to face, no kissing.
If one or both parties is in a serious relationship, (for your information) a "Rick Carlo" is NOT cheating.

Girl: i was with that guy all night last night.
Friend: don't u have a serious boyfriend?
Girl: nothing happened, we just rick carlo-ed.
Friend: what?
Girl: we just did a rick carlo.
Friend: oh well thats cool then. Thats nothin.

Example 2:

Guy #1: Yo dude I saw this guy and girl doin the ol' Rick Carlo last night, I couldn't stop laughing!
Guy#2: Aww man I wish I coulda been there!

Rick Carlo by Nooch¡! June 14, 2013

carlisha 

A Very pretty girl with the heart of gold. Very loyal and faithful. Can sometimes be sentimental and whinny . Carlisha's Can be very childish At times but They are fun to be around and so loveable . They are funny and outgoing. Can be deadly When angry

How could you not love carlisha bro?

carlisha by anonymous1929 May 31, 2015