Chips Ahoy

When you have a boner because you gotta take a piss but then you get offered a blowjob and obviously you can't refuse. Then instead of cumming in her mouth you piss in her mouth. Hell it's all the same to you right.

"Yo so last night I'm taking a shit when Jennifer comes in and just starts giving me a blumpkin but I had a hard on because I had to take a wee. So then instead of jizzing I pissed. It was a real chips ahoy she got pissed."
"your fucked up."

by cockcussion May 12, 2009

Cripster

A Hipster who, while trying to pursue Coolness , puts on a Blue gang related/ colored bandanna. This is of course a Portmanteau of the words Hipster and Crip . A Cripster has no affiliation with the Crip gang and is pretty oblivious. this results in laughter and/or getting shot.

This is one of the more rare yet imbecilic forms of Hipster
Cases of this causing Gang violence are unlikely however serious.

"what the hell..."
"YEAH! just look at the Cripster over there. what the HECK are they thinking?"
"haha yeah, Cripsters are funny"
"yeah! i know... but i feel a little sad for them"

by YoungAuzATL October 9, 2009

crapsack

one who is an idiot, douche bag, or deprived of awesomeness.

Professor Drizzle is a crapsack or a saco del crap if you happen to be in a Spanish speaking country.

by Renee March 1, 2004

Poppin' Chips

The act of smoking some weed.

Jason and I were poppin' chips last night in the park.

by Noah October 2, 2004

egg and chips

To bring oneself to the point of ejaculation by rhythmically sliding one's penis between a woman's breasts. See titwank

Fancy egg and chips tonight Dave?

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

chips

small and pointy black titties.

Jeff: That hooker has some problems!
Bob: Yeah, talk about some chips, for god's sake!

by ncjlefkjv November 14, 2011

fish n chips

A womens poker game. fish being the pungeant odor originating from their snatch, and of course the betting chips. therefore, you have fish n chips.

angela, helga and mary were enjoying a nice game of fish n chips during the sticky summer night.

by david the c December 7, 2009