afro clam

Female sex organ:vagina/pussy

The gynecologist pried open the afro clam with his speculum

by Your Mom's Box July 21, 2003

clam nigger

(klam nig-er) mount,

1. any various idiot awkwardly exposed in public or private as a racist, typically leading to an awkward moment.
2. not to be confused with clamming for niggers.

Did you see Wheel of Fortune last night? That guy was a total clam nigger!

http(colon-forwardslash-forwardslash)www(dot)youtube(dot)com/watch?v=FMghvnqDhT8&feature=player_detailpage

by BTownPhD April 26, 2012

Alabama Clam Chowder

After ejaculating in a yeast infected vagina, the man puts her legs behind her head and then spoon feeds her the soupy chowder that fills her clam.

Your mom makes the best Alabama Clam Chowder.

by Dr. Hammersnatch September 11, 2009

land clammer

Any one who roams the neighbor picking up bottles and cans for the deposit.

A guy asks his friend what to do with his empty beer bottle, his friend replys just throw it near the road the land clammers with get it.

by nyviper84 March 8, 2008

Canadian Clammer

An exotic sex move involving a vagina, maple syrup, and a Canadian. The Canadian fills the vagina with maple syrup and begins to perform missionary on the vagina. The Canadian then pulls out covered in maple syrup and forces the owner of the vagina to perform oral sex on him.

He gave you the Canadian Clammer, eh?

by Oceanizzle August 25, 2010

Chamma

A cross breed of a chicken and a llama. Can fly, talk, lay eggs, and play clarinet beautifully, although it has no arms. It's dream job is a band director.

Not to be confused with a Licken, a llama chicken. Those don't exist.

So I had a dream, about a Chamma, and it walked into the band hall with all of its babies and talked to me and it played clarinet and became our new band director... then I had to take it with me to class.

by Loverofallunicornsandgiraffes January 21, 2011

clam hickey

The female equivalent of a mushroom stamp. A mark often left when the female genitalia is pressed against the recipient's skin with direct purpose of leaving evidence.

that chick totally left a clam hickey on his forehead

by Goobalicious March 19, 2011