Claustro-negressophobia

This is simply the fear of getting too close to or intimate with a black female, especially with regards to sex, and romance. This fear is very often observed in black men (and women sometimes), and is very often preceeded by one or more heart-wrenching experiences at the hands of these, femme-fatales. There is no known cure at present for it, and anyone suffering from it is usually afflicted for life, except a divine miracle occurs first.

"It's no use gurl, he's got claustro-negressophobia, he don't want you! Better find someone else, while you're still young."

"Meyn, i think I caught this claustro-negressophobia thing, and it won't leave me alone! Help me Loooordd!!"

by Neil A November 7, 2008

Stevens Stinkin' Supremacy Clause

An act of dominance by one party against another. The two (or more) people elect a decision maker. The decision maker then decides what objects to insert in the other's rectum. If the weak party objects, the dominant quickly provides a back handed slap and must shout, "You elected me! I know whats best! Take it!"

Iggy instantly regretted electing Nancy the dominant party as she invoked Stevens Stinkin' Supremacy Clause powers and began furiously attempting to jam a pirate shaped salt shaker in his rectum.

by Slaughterhouse April 22, 2007

Video games cause violence

Something that some parents say while they let their kid play video games for 15 hours a day.

Karen: Video games cause violence
Guy with a brain: Who do you think fault is it, you who let you kid play the game for 8 hours a day or the company.
Karen: NO ITS THE COMPANY

Guy with a brain: I won't even try right.

by Random guy 54678 November 20, 2020

Clams

A group of Girls and Guys who are a heavy drinkers and are always a good time. They NEVER Judge others as a person...only as a group and are capable of becoming a guido or guidette at any moment. They are also very exclusive with new clam entries. Origins are linked back to the unexpected viewing of someones hoo haa.

Are any Clams working tonight?

by The Funny Clam February 11, 2010

santa clause hat

you fuck a girl on here period, pull out and nut on her clit, the end results that it looks like a santa clause hat

Jimmy and I brought two females back to his place from a bonfire saturday night jimmy's girl was on here period so he fucked her anyways and gave her a santa clause hat

by freshdiamond February 17, 2009

"'Cause I'm Best!"

A small phrase said when replying to a question of stupidity.

A couple of friends are watching a scary movie and one of them farts really loud just for the fun of it.

Jack: "Jeez! Why the hell did you fart!?"

John: "'Cause I'm Best!"

by Gerber Baby January 13, 2008

Santa Clause

when the chin of a woman is ejaculated upon, usually while being titi-fucked.The result is a chin so white it looks as if you've just had sex with Kris Kringle

I cant believe she let me give her a santa clause! Then she said ho ho ho!

by Dark Brotha May 1, 2006