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Jesus Christ

A man who loved you so much that he died for you. The man you were designed to love from the beginning. He is your missing piece and the only thing that can make you feel whole again! He created an entire universe to show you how special you truly are, and even allowed you to follow him into heaven despite how horrible all of man kind treats him. Constantly using his name in vein, cursing people out, murdering without reason, lying(includes not telling the whole truth), stealing, and many more things that we don't even know are wrong. But that's why Jesus died! So that we can accept the gift he offers us (eternity with him) so that we can feel his awesome love! You may think I'm wrong and want to disprove me, and you might think you have though you haven't! Because his existence is a proven fact along with his resurrection, his love, and us being his creation.

You may have questions like "well why hasn't he came to earth"
He did and we killed him.
Or maybe you're wondering "then who created God?"
You think something without a beginning needs a beginning, but scientists say that the universe didn't begin at a point in time either. It just "was". God just "was" as well. Except he wasn't suddenly just "was" he was always "was". Believing the universe came from a spec of nothing is probably worse than believing in the existence of God when you look at everything these scientists really say.
Person: Jesus Christ died for you!
by #Faithinhim February 26, 2024
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Oh Mary of mother Christ the saint 2nd

The action of fucking a Muslim dog in a Christian church while all the nuns watch
Omg I did a Oh Mary of mother Christ the saint 2nd in the local church
No way you are so cool
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christ's cabbage

Marijuana that's been inserted in a person's anal cavity for 3 days to infuse a marinade of the anal juices in the marijuana
It's best when really sweaty or typically dirty the smellier the better!
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It was rank the hole house knew as soon as we lit up
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Jesus christ

Someone who is alive and almighty who forgives you for your sins someone who is very reliable . The person to look past your past and show true love .
I was at at church and pastor said that Jesus Christ is the one who died for our sins . And arouse again 3 days later, that doesn't make since . U can't die and rise again you are a zombie .. No actually if you read your bible you'll actually see that he was destined before time to do this . So much that satin put in the kings head during that time to kill all the first borns. Jesus destiny still lived on bc god may the way for Mary and Joseph to hide and be protected . Before he died they beat him so much bc they thought he was a joke saying he's the son of god. All the blood is an an expression of forgiveness for your sins that Jesus takes the punishment for. They also made him carry the cross that he died on to say in the walk with christ you'll will have to pick up your own cross and keep walking . It's only for the strong ones who can't take a beating and keep stepping forward. Not really picking up a cross just pick up your emotional burden or physical burden and keep moving.
by RomansEmpirekilledjesus March 23, 2023
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Holy Christ in Hell

An expletive used when falling of a stool backwards and performing a perfect barrel roll with minimal injury.
"Bwahahahah" ... "oh, Holy Christ in Hell!"...
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jesus christ its

stands for Jesus Christ Insert Testicals in Sex sike naw.
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Jesus Christ

(To the editors, please let this be approved. I am in no way trying to impose my beliefs on anyone, as I am not forcing anyone to convert to Christianity and am not trying to offend anyone either. All I want to do is help people because Christ saved my life when I was in a really bad spot and would like for others to feel the same amount of joy as I am right now. Thank you)
Jesus Christ- A character from the Holy Bible. Many believe Jesus Christ is fictional, but there is a ton of historical proof that says Jesus Christ really did exist and really did die on the cross. Moreover, a lot of people have decided not to put their faith in Jesus Christ, as they believe that the whole notion of there being a god who will save us all is asinine. This is wrong for two reasons.
Jesus Christ is the way and the true and the life
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