by Mad A March 24, 2004
Get the blumpking mug.A derivative of the blumpkin. While one girl blows you, you shit in another girl's mouth but instead of her swallowing your dookie, she chews your shit, thus leaving shit in her teeth like she ate a jujy fruit. In order to clean her teeth of your shit, you piss in her mouth.
I thought she just wanted a royal blumpkin but the ho loved the jujy fruit blumpkin. Better check for cavitites.
by Mr_Jones February 2, 2007
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While shitting, getting head as she dips. Yummy spicy mint skoal saliva on your member as you take a wonderful blumpkin.
by Logan, the 3.14 inch penis October 15, 2008
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Get the Flaming Blumpkin mug.The act of getting a blowjob while taking a shit in a random ditch down in the south. After shitting you then take the fecal matter and cover the girl in it. You then run that black bitch out of town yelling, "FOR THE CONFEDERACY"
by The angry southerner November 24, 2010
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"Last night little Johnny damned-near walked in on a blumpkin, but Donna had the wherewithall to shift her ass into the reverse cowgirl, so we told the little guy we both had to shit at the same time. The country blumpkin saved our family !"
by devious derelicts November 18, 2011
Get the country blumpkin mug.The act of vigorously getting your penis sucked while chucking a DIRTY shit, preferably in cinema 6 Hoyts Wetherill Park
The act that occurred at Wetherill Park Hoyts in Cinema 6, the whole shopping centre had to be closed for maintenance for a whole six months. The stench was so putrid that the managers of the cinema had to have the guilty, Jaiden Mack, return and clean the porcelain bowl of the toilet in which said blumpkin was received.
by jaiden mack June 22, 2014
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