ass burrito

a large, well formed turd

Everyone was having a great time at the neighborhood pool party until some idiot unleased an ass burrito.

by jim's friend October 2, 2011

burrito

You can mix beans, cheese and/or beef, wrap it in a custom tortilla just right, and you have it. Don't hang around in a public place after eating one, it is gassy as hell.

I ate a burrito and farted at the cinema. I was kicked out :(

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

Burrans

A self-confident tit

Ryan is such a Burrans

by Sam Morgan January 6, 2008

Burrito Kick

A devastating kick which requires both skill and strength. Getting a running start jump into the air and straighten your body like a missile, striking your enemy feet first in the groin chest or face.

Holy shit that flying burrito kick destroyed that baby, why would you burrito kick a baby?

by Vlad*the*impaler September 29, 2009

Burrito

A sleeping bag for ground beef

The burrito was worth the round of explosive diahorrea that followed

by Sheriff Woody August 20, 2014

fat burrito

A small famous burrito shop located near Wyoming University in Laremie, that is famous for its "fat" or large burritos.

When Denny went to camp, he ate at Fat Burrito.
Reilly watched Denny eat a Fat Burrito.

by Reilly Hartigan August 8, 2006

Chum Burrito

Eating the puke back out of a vagina after vomiting into it.

Chumley's girlfiend stank soooo bad, he puked while going down on her. But since he hadn't had lunch yet, he made a chum burrito of it.

by goodwood September 16, 2010