spasm attack

A spasm attack is a twitch in one of your muscles.

Is also associated with cramps.

Person 1: Feels like my eye is jumping.

Person 2: Sounds like you are having a spasm attack.

by LongJohnJohnson November 11, 2013

Gleek-attack

a condition that occurs after or while one watches an episode of Glee so packed with drama and twists that they lose all ability to function.

I was hyperventilating because I was having a Gleek-attack.

by Jason O Hanson November 11, 2010

autie attack

An autie attack is when an autistic person gets an autistic seasure and starts breaking/killing everything around him/her.
This can eventually lead to for example: Broken furnature, Half-eaten candles and dead puppies.

Oh no, -insert autistic heterosexual male here- is getting touched by a girl. I can see him charging for an autie attack.

by RectumMoistEruption October 12, 2017

Fap-attack

When a person walks into your wank shelter and they just stare at you while your fapping but you dont stop fapping even when you know that their there in front of you in shock.

David:(fapping) OHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH.
Davids Mother:(walks into wank shelter)DAVID WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!
David:(ignores mother and keeps fapping and has a fap-attack)

by %Boiiii December 11, 2016

balance attack

Your reaction when a check is drawn on your bank account that you did not authorize, or someone hacks your account.

A.J. had a balance attack when he saw his on-line statment this morning.

by ciro307 September 7, 2009

Fap-attack

When a person walks into your wank shelter and they just stare at you while your fapping but you dont stop fapping even when you know that their there in front of you in shock.

David:(fapping) OHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH.
Davids Mother:(walks into wank shelter)DAVID WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!
David:(ignores mother and keeps fapping and has a fap-attack)

by %Boiiii December 11, 2016

awesome attack

when something is too awesome and then get a literal heart attack

That's too awesome bro, I might just have an awesome attack right now.

by og original gangster July 20, 2022