poison apple

A sexually attractive person who is underage or otherwise illegal to have sex with.

Chuck, the big cheese, got a woodie whenever his assistant Lois walked by, but never schtupped her, since she was a poison apple. He was too samrt for that - besides, she looked like she wouldn't give it up without some work.

by tchotchytchotchtchotch August 15, 2009

warm apple pie

Term used in American Pie movie. Can give users feeling that they reached third base.

Item can be found frequently at your local McDonalds. Their dollar menu has two for one US dollar.

Jim's friend said that third base felt like warm apple pie.

by Akit February 29, 2004

Apple Patch

Facial hair that grows on the adam's apple.

"I should really shave the ol' apple patch. It looks pretty ridiculous"

by ILookLikeAndreTheGiant April 11, 2009

apple core

Hard-core fans of Apple. The ones who will stand in lines winding around the block from an Apple store entrance on the day of a new product release. Or spend hours on a blog in a flame war with equally fucktarded PC zealots defending why the entire world must convert to a Mac.

People, it's a fucking computer.

Apple cores are so named because it's the part of the apple you throw away. Apple cores are trash.

Let's build an electrified cage and put "Apple store" on the front. That way we can get rid of these fucking apple cores once and for all.

by Truthiness_kc March 26, 2009

Apple Logo, 

The Best Logo Ever, The Apple Computer logo, pressing option+shift+k will make this logo appear.

Apple Logo, , Apple Logo Symbol.

by Jorden M. January 19, 2009

Apple Cup

An annual football fame between the Washington State University Cougars and University of Washington Huskies. Trash talk usually surrounds it. The 2008 Apple Cup in Pullman was bomb.com with WSU coming from behind in the fourth quarter to tie it up 10-10 and forcing the game into overtime. UW "coug'd" it and the kicker couldn't make a field goal worth crap besides the one to force the game into double overtime. WSU won 16-13 and the crowd went wild and poured onto the field.

"You going to the Apple Cup?"

"Fo sho!"

Apple Cup rocks!

by huckthefuskies April 3, 2009

a apple

Small yet plump and round parading buttocks. A apple usually is very firm is accompanied by little to no hip width.

damn that girl go a apple butt

by namssa December 28, 2005