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The G.O.A.T Beastmode9000 

The heel character of the YouTuber Beastmode9000 debuted on July 21st, 2018 where he had a creepy vibe, but then this character took a more egotistical approach. As Beast later said: "I'm not good at the creepy stuff, it turns out cringey. So I wanted to tweak this character so he had an egotistical edge to him, like some past wrestlers." Needless to say the character was a huge hit with his fans, they started to cheer this new version but Beast didn't want that, he wanted him to be bood. He started making this character cut more vile & degrading promos to the point of almost offense to the viewers but people stuck around because they "wanted to see what he would say next". The G.O.A.T held the Undisputed IWGP World Title for 680 days and was undefeated for nearly 3 years, he had beaten so many challengers, he had even retired Jushin "Thunder" Liger, then came Xavier Young. At Wrestle Kingdom in 2021, these two had a 20 minute 5 star classic match. After a hard landing on the outside by the G.O.A.T, Young threw him into the ring and hit him with a Pop Up Face Crusher for the win. The title reign & undefeated streak of the G.O.A.T had been ended. We have yet to see him (writing this on June 22nd 2021) apart from a short video on Beast's channel in which The G.O.A.T pushed the camera over violently while saying "Get that fucking camera out of my face." Beastmode9000 said he has "big plans" for the character so we will see where The G.O.A.T's journey takes him in the future.
"I am The Greatest Of All Time, the reigning Undisputed IWGP World Champion, the Undisputed Future, and I hate every single one of you disgusting, worthless, waste of space peasants! Bow down to me, I am your God!"

How The G.O.A.T Beastmode9000 sometimes signs off
Related Words
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G.F.A.L. 

An acronym for Go Fuck A Land-mine.
Used in an instance where go fuck yourself isn't good enough.
Bob: Can I date your sister?
Neil: G.F.A.L. you ass.
G.F.A.L. by Kodepalau December 6, 2010

G.I.A.B.O. 

A large impermeable barrier that has the unique property of increasing it's volume, mass and hardening it's density independent of outside influence.
"Another drunk Rothschild banker died in a high speed crash after losing control of his Bugatti Veyron and slamming head-on into a solid rock G.I.A.B.O.."
G.I.A.B.O. by OlympiaLogger October 23, 2011

G.I.A.B.O. 

A coordinated rebellion to remove people in power in the political and financial arenas who are not being found guilty of their dishonest practices.

A comprehensive and sophisticated assault, organized by commoners in the work force against a small, elite group of bankers and politicians working harmoniously to destroy the free market.
Lloyd couldn't believe that G.I.A.B.O. had successfully spread throughout Africa, Europe and the United States.
G.I.A.B.O. by Kobayish October 23, 2011

G'Donk-A-Donk 

Too much ass in the pants, uncontrollable gross booty.Word simulates sound made by ass in motion.
Bob:Check out that guy that's running.
Jane:Holy fucking g'donk a donk!!
Ass:g'donkadonkadonkadonk
G'Donk-A-Donk by SidV September 1, 2005
Grade Point Average. The grade point average is a weighted average based on the grades you receive in each course, weighted by the number of credit hours for that course.
Candidates must demonstrate a cume g.p.a. of 3.8 to be granted further consideration.
g.p.a. by bob 'a' March 25, 2004