A child concieved in a lavender marriage. In which, at least one of the spouses was homosexual. This is usually to make others think that the spouse(s) are completly heterosexual.
Tommy- "My parents are gay"
Mike- "But don't you have a mom and a dad"
Tommy- "Yeah, but my parents married each other and had me to try and convince themselves and others that they were straight, but they aren't."
Mike- "Ohhh, so you're a lavender baby."
Mike- "But don't you have a mom and a dad"
Tommy- "Yeah, but my parents married each other and had me to try and convince themselves and others that they were straight, but they aren't."
Mike- "Ohhh, so you're a lavender baby."
by danibanana31 October 11, 2011
Get the Lavender Babymug. by Didrah November 17, 2020
Get the baby deener glamour pussmug. A person who drinks to much and forces others to take care of their puke, pee, or other bodily fluids, carry them when they pass out, and think all of this is funny. They make a fool out of themselves but will never ever remember any of their stupid decisions that they made.
by ButBabieee11 November 2, 2009
Get the but babymug. So basically when the Ohio comes to the Rizzler he feins for Rizz and Fortnite to be with P.Diddy and Fanum Tax Grimace listening to 808 phonk while getting his dreads retwisted by Baby Gronk
On Diddy yesterday I Fortnite Skibidi Rizz Fanum Tax Grimace Ohio 808 Dreadhead on Diddy with the Rizzler and Baby Gronk
by PlayboiCarti'sMoistUnderwear November 26, 2024
Get the Fortnite Skibidi Rizz Fanum Tax Grimace Ohio 808 Dreadhead on Diddy with the Rizzler and Baby Gronkmug. 1. An unspoken of thing that is secretly not lovable and is not capable of loving anything or anyone. It is an object that is most likely an accident or created because of some idiot that thought they wanted it.
1. Is that a Baby!? What the heck is that monstrous specimen doing on my planet?
2. Oh, Ricard, please let me have an abortion. I don't want a thing such as a baby even a mile away from me, thereby I don't need one growing in me.
2. Oh, Ricard, please let me have an abortion. I don't want a thing such as a baby even a mile away from me, thereby I don't need one growing in me.
by stroopwafal May 13, 2019
Get the Babymug. by pants2000 September 17, 2013
Get the baby roostermug. A baby born to the kind of family that is commonly described as trailer trash or ghetto. A child of severely dysfunctional (often very young) parents, often with too many siblings, no proper home life, violence, drug abuse, no aspirations to a better life, too many appearances on daytime talk shows. Meant as a humorous term for an obviously serious problem, baby is not a nut until enough time has passed to inherit parent's nuttiness. Plural form used by talk show host Frosty Stillwell on January 23, 2014, during his show as broadcast on 910 radio in San Francisco.
I saw another crazy couple, with a baby, might as well call it a nut baby. Those nut jobs out there keep on turning out more nut babies, out-reproducing us sane folk. Pretty soon we'll be up to our asses in nut babies.
by Mercurywoodrose January 23, 2014
Get the Nut babymug.