TeamTrainWreck's definitions

burying the baby arm

Using the day you have sex for the first time as your anniversary date.

At lunch with Parents and uncle yesterday, Ashley came with me. We're talking about my cousin celebrating a dating anniversary with her boyfriend. Mom chimes in "well they're not married, so are we celebrating the anniversary of him burying the baby arm"
Dad right on queue drops silverware onto plate and makes a clank.

by TeamTrainWreck March 15, 2021

burying the baby arm

Using the day you have sex for the first time as your anniversary date.

At lunch with Parents and uncle yesterday, Ashley came with me. We're talking about my cousin celebrating a dating anniversary with her boyfriend. Mom chimes in "well they're not married, so are we celebrating the anniversary of him burying the baby arm"
Dad right on queue drops silverware onto plate and makes a clank.

by TeamTrainWreck March 15, 2021

Zac Reished

When you think you are going to win at any sport or activity because the other guy shows up with clapped out equipment at the last second but looks like a super model and takes the win!

Based on the entry list you have a great chances of winning but then you get to the starting line and get Zac Reished!

by TeamTrainWreck December 29, 2022