Cock wipe

The action carried out by IT professionals when pacing around the office, it is often followed up by a 'finger smell'

Andrew "what are you doing?"
Jake "Smelling my fingers after a quick cock wipe"

by Squash Player May 11, 2010

Trump cock

Trump cock is when you dye your dick/vagina orange and have sex.

Let’s dye are genitals orange! - trump cock

by Random words that make me die November 16, 2018

Hoof Cock

A penis from which a toe nail is growing.

Ew, gross trim your hoof cock.

by Step-Sister fister November 16, 2010

cock block squad

a group (sometimes an entire small town) of people who hate on you in a feeble attempt at backyard politics. can sometimes be drawn across racial or socio-economic lines.

The angry black girls formed a cockblock squad to keep big fat Marcus and rich little Pamela away from each other.

by hello April 12, 2005

suck my cock

what you say to your 75 year old aunt with the gigantic tits.

aunt frieda?
yes johnny?
my pee pee feels funny.
oh johny, thats just an erection! here look at my naked hangy tits.
aunt frieda...suck my cock.

by tony January 24, 2004

Irish Cock

When the condom is a size to small and becomes so tight it cuts off circulation to the cock and the cock turns green

dude, last night when I was fucking becky I had to wear a condom that was a size to small because, the gas station ran out and she asked me why I had an Irish Cock

by therealjohnsmith2 February 20, 2009

Black Throbbing Cock

When his african american wiener is so hard that it is pulsating.

I placed my black throbbing cock inside of your juicy mom.

by Blackfrican American December 6, 2020