garbage humanitarian

Noun - Someone who is trying to save the world by donating to charity and reducing their plastic use with a reusable water bottle, but still buys McDonald’s or Fast Food and an occasional item or two from Amazon or Walmart.

Evangeline was fully aware she’s being a garbage humanitarian, but the guilt is not enough to keep her from snacking on her favorite Chicken Filet Nuggies, waffle chips and Poly Sauce in the employee parking lot of the Non-Profit Corporation where she works. I’m no bigot or homophobe! I’m just HUNGRY! No one will really know. Who cares.

by Ang Dax May 10, 2024

Neo-human

A neo-human is a person that looks athletic and/or strong but is in reality weak and/or unathletic.
A neo-human can also be a person that looks fat and/or weak that is in reality strong and/or athletic.

Marcus: That guy looks like he super strong.
Mancus: He is weak.
Marcus: How come?
Mancus. He is a neo-human.

by the one and only youghurt male May 24, 2024

dark humor

dark humor is basically humor that people will consider taboo, it could be either done the right way or some people would just use it as an excuse to say the most fucked up shit imaginable.

person: hey guess what! *insert the most out of pocket statement here*
another person: dude wtf
person: erm.. ever heard of dark humor?

by dagr8estgamer May 27, 2024

air humping

the action of trying to impregnate the air
(50% success chance)
(50% death chance)

"THAT NIGGA IS AIR HUMPING!!!, HE'S TRYING TO IMPREGNATE THE AIR!!!"

by Taffeta_ May 31, 2024

TikTok human beings

Human beans who use TikTok to survive and who spend all day dancing and lip-singing for their TikTok videos.

Guys, she's one of TikTok human beings. She spent her whole day uploading videos. She survives by doing it.

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 June 10, 2024

MAD Humor

When a person says a "big word" in a sentence and repeats it afterwards in a higher tone.

"Ganto example ng MAD Humor. Hala ang sophisticated ng wording mo"
"SOPHISTICATED?!"
*namalo*

by Sardy June 20, 2024

For Humanity!!!

That's the name of my Human/Cleric deck in MTG Arena. Are you creeping on my Facebook page Emma?

Hym "For Humanity!!! Was a good deck. I made it to diamond with that... And then they needed it. I didn't even uses that bullshit angel card the everyone was using at the time. They literally perform everything I do. First it was the mutants. Then it was the scute swarm. Then clerics. I don't have any usable archetypes left! How am I supposed to play the game like that!?"

by Hym Iam October 15, 2024