Dirty Merkel

Looking your best at your worst

I got so white claw wasted that I dirty merkeled my hair cut and now I have to shave everything off.

by Mangobangoz October 3, 2019

Dirty Zorro

Like a "Dirty Sanchez", but involving anal sex... You whip out your cock and run around to her face and in a flourish indicative of the masked man himself, cross hr face with a "dirty Z" across her face....

"Do you surrender?"
"Never! But I may scream..."
"I understand... You just got a dirty Zorro...!"

by Nordlaw November 27, 2013

Dirty ali

When a man has anal sex with his nan while spanking his dister

"OH MY GOD... JACK JUST PULLED A DIRTY ALI !!!"

by Bakagirl27 September 3, 2021

Dirty jory

When you open the fridge and get a feeling you want something to be shoved up your asshole and see a cucumber. You shove the cucumber inside you intill all you can see is the tip. Then you pull it out and eat it.

Wow we forgot about dirty jory

by Soapysoph November 7, 2021

dirty marley

the act of grabbing jogser, sticking a carrot up his bum, then calling vekz and calj to come and cum on his face while he screams. everyone has a hard on.

"they went up to Notcutts and did a dirty marley"

by VeKz W October 19, 2020

Dirty Vidar

A nordic man who has massive muscles and an insanely big penis

Did you meet up with Anders yesterday?
YES! He is a real dirty Vidar

by Din anne July 6, 2021

Dirty quinlan

When your penis is to small so you put one of your balls in the girls vagina and the other in her anus to pleasure her.

"She laughed at the size of my dick,so I gave her a Dirty Quinlan"

by Small member McGee June 5, 2020