When you put an assortment of berries in a girls ass and then fuck her in the ass. Then she shits a smoothie into a cup for Craig to drink.
by Craig'swife December 21, 2019
Dirty Betty is when a fat chick turns hot and sexy, loves to give oral and licks every last drop of cum like it is frosting, while moaning with happiness.
by TittyTakerTank August 30, 2021
by this guy5646499 May 06, 2013
by Amoistbeaver June 27, 2020
When having anal sex with a girl, the man pulls out and starts to write as many ancient letters of the runic alphabet on her back with his poo covered dick as he can before a) the girl notices or b) he runs out of the brown ink, at which point the man must try to masturbate until cumming before getting kicked out of her place.
Extra points are given if a coherent sentence is produced during the act.
Extra points are given if a coherent sentence is produced during the act.
Person 1 - "Dude, Sasha from accounting is looking super hot today"
Person 2 - "Okay Imma stop you right there, she is way too freaky for you"
Person 1 - "what do you mean? I would totally do her"
Person 2 - "look, I did a Dirty Rune on her last week and she just laughed it off. Don't go near her"
Person 2 - "Okay Imma stop you right there, she is way too freaky for you"
Person 1 - "what do you mean? I would totally do her"
Person 2 - "look, I did a Dirty Rune on her last week and she just laughed it off. Don't go near her"
by TheDirtyPillow December 15, 2018
When two guys touch a girls tongue with their dicks then proceed to creme on the tongue and then lick it off the girl’s tongue with their tongues
by Penisluguini April 13, 2020
When you stick the back of a microphone up your girl's pussy and then you sing into it justin bieber lyrics
Guy 1: Dude, I gave my girl the dirty bieber last night
Guy 2: aw man! how was it?
Guy 1: she was screaming baby all night...
Guy 2: aw man! how was it?
Guy 1: she was screaming baby all night...
by bustinjieber69 May 31, 2010