TMoL

TMoL is a place of magic.

I went to TMoL today and people were arguing about things only nerds care about.

by Kwyjibo May 1, 2004

tmtw

TMTW or TM2W:
Too much to write.

ON IM:
Mia says: Why did you and Chris get in a fight?
Sarah says: tmtw

by LittleOneSarah October 11, 2008

TMM

TMM stands for Tichon Meir Moshe. Sounds like a yeshivah but really were not. Where every girl shines in her yiddishkeit and shtarks out. We live in a trailer where:
1. Food is our priority
2. We use cardboard for pizza plates
3. Rain in a classroom is the norm due to lack of ceiling
4. iPhone? Chasssss
TMM is the best!!!! Maskim??

Shprintzy: What school do you go to?
Raizel: TMM
Shprintzy: Ummmm...what is that?

by Tmmers4 October 28, 2019

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

Tml

Means To "Text My Line"

"I Need Hoes , Tml!"

by Persuasi0n.k December 18, 2016

T.M.I.

Adjusted penis size. Those with small penises believe that it is calculated by the following expression: ((length x diameter) + width / gerth) / (angle of the tip) to the power of two. However, professionals say that T.M.I. is given by the expression: (length x gerth / angle of the shaft) / (mass /width).

What's your T.M.I.?

Well, I used to say that it was 6.23, but once they recalculated the average of "Nice" penis to 1.5, I came out about my true T.M.I., which is 3.23.

by pissedoffredneck August 1, 2011

tmn

take me now.

(texting at a party)
timmy: "im so horny"
gf: "me too"
timmy: "lets fuck tonight"
gf: "no, TMN!!!"
timmy: meet me in the closet

by hotass mofo March 26, 2011