tea bagger

A derogatory term used by libtards and Obots to describe conservatives that are tired of paying higher taxes to subsidize people who are too lazy to pay their own way.

Bill Clinton, who would know, used the term "tea bagger" to disparage conservatives who are tired of supporting deadbeats.

by Tommie Paine November 10, 2009

Tea Slush

Similiar to tea bags, but involving much more choking than is necessary. It is the result of a deeper, more aggressive testicle maneuver. Victims rarely sleep through such desecration, and often wake with violent sounds and throbbing pain.

After Chrissy had too much to drink last night, I gave her a fat Tea Slush as a friendly reminder to take it easy next time.

by Todd.S, Josh.M May 17, 2006

Tea Leafing

Tea-Leafing v. The female version of Tea Bagging. It is when a woman places her genitals on a unknowing and/or unwilling person.

Past Tense: Tea-Leafed

Jamie passed out with her shoes on and some drunk chick tea-leafed her. Her face smelled weird for a week.

Look! Some fat chick is Tea Leafing Mark from accounting!!

by PKPNewbz June 1, 2009

Tea Garden

The act of a male squatting over the head of a female in order to cover the entirety of the female's face in feces and urine.

'So what'd you do this weekend?'

'The wife said for our anniversary she wanted to go to a tea garden, so I squatted over her face and covered her in shit and piss.'

'Nice!'

by Zyah-C! April 12, 2009

Default Tea

Tea served in England with just milk added.

"Would you like some tea/coffee?"
"Default Tea please"
"No probs"

by chuzza November 3, 2009

tea baguette

A woman who is on the receiving end of a "tea bag," during which the dipping of a scrotum into her oral orifice takes place.

Kebin, I just tea bagged your mother, she has now become my tea baguette, for the 4th time today!

by mattdanguspav May 18, 2009

tea baggage

Carrying around the burden of being white, privileged, and wealthy while assuming that somehow means your oppressed.

Glen Beck has more tea baggage than Louis Vuitton.

by freerangegeek September 15, 2010