The act of squirting chocolate milk into your mouth, then taking a swig of milk directly from the udder of a milk cow, and shaking it back and forth to make chocolate milk in your cheeks.
"I've naught time for thine cup nor thine spoon, but Glladys, mine milking cow serves me well for making the Old Amish as dessert, once."
by Erogenous Bosch August 05, 2022
A collection of porn magazines and videos one has had for a long time. Had so long and looked and watched so many times that it becomes the same old porn and doesn't get one off anymore.
Father: Son, I have a box of old porn to give to you.
Son: Gee thanks but no thanks dad. I found your old porn long ago and I'm tired of it too.
Son: Gee thanks but no thanks dad. I found your old porn long ago and I'm tired of it too.
by cpetkunas February 20, 2023
Mark - Dude, my head hurts bad!
Dude - You ain't using your old coconut for smashing pumpkins, do you?
Dude - You ain't using your old coconut for smashing pumpkins, do you?
by MasterB4iter February 28, 2022
by pp<3 August 17, 2023
The age where you’ve been able to be married and had a life and kids, but then overtime, it didn’t work out so like, time has gone by.
Girl: My lecturer is sipping boba tea. He’s kinda weird.
Guy: How old is he?
Girl: He’s old, like divorced old.
Guy: How old is he?
Girl: He’s old, like divorced old.
by Clonkerino June 15, 2020
by BeezaCM July 02, 2023
by $Unkown$ October 27, 2016