Timothecles’ First Principle

Timothecles’ First Principle states that those should:

Seek freedom of the mind. One who masters the power of knowledge will possess the knowledge of power.

Timothecles’ First Principle could be defined as - questioning how to improve one’s intellect, status, wealth, sigma.

The Story:
After many hours of pondering, Timothecles returned to social consciousness to speak to the masses.

Legend proclaims he declared these words - “Seek freedom of the mind. One who masters the power of knowledge will possess the knowledge of power.”

His many followers soon realized his great sagacity and met him at the coliseum gates where he was, very slowly, making his way to his front-row bench seats to the empire-wide stoning at mid-day.

by Timothecles October 7, 2023

Love at First Sight

He/She is immediately simple like quantum physics. Will manifest physically by an immediate loss of breath followed by brighter eyesight.

Person 1: Have you ever had Love at First Sight?
Person 2: Ya, dude, she made time stop.

by RyanFNation September 30, 2018

first chance dance

An Orono High School dance. Guys are grinding on girls , people are getting high in the back , and everyone is vaping in the middle !

I got {high as fuck} at first chance dance last night

by ORONOFUCKDADDY April 22, 2018

First Buzz Syndrome

When someone drinks for the first time and have enough to get buzzed, then won't shut the fuck up.

Person 1: Why was Phil saying so much random, weird, out of pocket, and cringey shit last night?

Person 2: It was his first time drinking. He had first buzz syndrome

by bilthebuket January 18, 2023

breast first search

a searching algorithm used by programmers which involves the search of the breast first, going down onwards

That guy uses breast first search? He's so hot ong

by randomJavaEnjoyer May 16, 2022

Barack's first name

An unsolvable riddle that puzzled leading scientists and inventors for millions of years equivalent to the Obamas last name conundrum. Scientists have officially labeled it a "tough nut to crack"

Person 1: "Do you know what Barack's first name is?"
Person 2:" w h a t?"

by https://docs.google.com/presen October 8, 2019

Love at first shite

Playing tinder on the toilet, the act of swiping before wiping.

When making a log deposit becomes a beautiful moment.

"Dude, check out this ten".
"I'm not touching your phone, I know where you've been"
"But dude, it was love at first shite"

by Lanky Charlie January 23, 2015