no talent ass clown

someone, usually famous, who has no right to be where they are.

someone who is glorified for no reason whatsoever

someone who is famous for being famous

a useless figurehead

george w. bush, paris hilton (note: i would still eat her ass for weeks), the toronto maple leafs, brad pitt, any cast member of "friends", shania twain, steven a. smith, steven segal (yes, i went there!), carrot top, jeff foxworthy and anyone who drives, works for, or is a fan of nascar---go fuck your sister

ryan" that charlie sheen is a no talent ass clown!"

by Whit Diesel April 25, 2006

Table Five

adj. gross; v. to vomit

"I saw that fat girl back there with no shirt on...table five."

"It made me want to table five."

by Amelia April 6, 2005

table whore

Someone who goes from table to table in a cafeteria or restaurant, not spending much time in any one spot.

Not necessarily an actual skank (but can be).

"Hey guys mind if I sit here for a sec?"

"Weren't you just at that table in the corner over there? And that one at the window?"

"Well yeah... But-"

"Sorry we don't allow table whores at our table."

by Peace:) March 28, 2010

tabletopping

The act of playing a tabletop role playing game or similar game.

When are we tabletopping at Bill's? We've got a dragon to slay.

by Nick E. December 8, 2006

No Talent Assclown

J-Lo

God damn that j-lo, shes such a damn no talent assclown

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

coffee table

crib, house, place of dwelling

I can't stay, I got this female waiting on me back at the coffe table.

by peerless3 August 24, 2003

table

Any (and I do man ANY) flat horizontal surface upon which one can arrange powder cocaine or methamphetamine in lines for the purpose of snorting through a straw. Drug users are a curious lot. The same doper chick who carries hand sanitizer around in her purse will do a line off the toilet in a public restroom in a pinch.

Loserdoperchick: "Hey, I scored some powder, you got a table in here?"
Dude: "There's a CD case under your seat, but I thought I told you I didn't want that shit in my car. I've got a job and a reputation, you know? How do you afford it anyway since you're an unemployed junkie?"
Loserdoperchick: "I blew some guy in the bathroom of the last club we were in."
Dude: "Remind me why I put up with you again."
Loserdoperchick: "Because when I'm fucked up, I take it in the ass like a pornstar."
Dude: "Right."

by NotGuilty September 1, 2005