Southern Jesus tug

When someone (usually from a southern state) is to poor to afford an abortion, so they take a cross and brutally beat the woman’s stomach in the name of the lord until nothing but gork comes out.

Me and sally couldn’t get our baby aborted by professionals, so we had billy do a southern Jesus tug.

by I have a PhD in words January 2, 2018

Southern French

It’s a code name for a blow job.

Would u mind speaking some Southern french? No i don’t wanna give u a bj

by Xiapa November 21, 2021

French Southern and Antarctic Lands

French Lands in the Southern and Antartic

Person: Where is French Southern and Antarctic Lands?
Other person: Southern and Antartic

by blockheadguy March 28, 2022

bitter southerner

After work no teeth blowjob when the guys hasn’t showered all day.

Amy gave Chris a bitter southerner before heading home to shower and hit the happy hours.

by anonymous December 28, 2023

Southern Wake Up

To be awoken by your sister giving you a hand job.

After my southern wake up,I was ready to start my day.

by BillyJackoff September 4, 2020

Southern swirl

An act of passing gas that leaves everybody else around you light headed and confused. Usually from eating deep fried foods.

Jasmine let out a southern swirl at the KFC after downing a 3 piece with mash potatoes and gravy that she cleared the restaurant

by bed hog July 10, 2012

southern shackles

When a girl is performing oral sex while upside down, and you use her holes like handcuffs.

“This girl was so filthy, she let me give er the southern shackles last night”

by Hellshipk2500 January 16, 2024