To do a smooth: To punch above one's wait in the dating world.
Shortened version of: A smooth operator
Someone who may be older, balding or such and yet manages to date or marry somebody far more attractive.
Shortened version of: A smooth operator
Someone who may be older, balding or such and yet manages to date or marry somebody far more attractive.
by littlem123 October 22, 2010
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Place that sells you a five dollar cup of water, then outright refuses to make you a proper smoothie claiming it was made properly the first time.
It's time to drive smoothie king out of business... like they did in the old days... takin' it to the streets!
by Bobs Johnson July 22, 2004
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Also refered to as a master or sensei. When a sensei leaves the "dojo" to battle the boot.
Also refered to as a master or sensei. When a sensei leaves the "dojo" to battle the boot.
by abbc September 14, 2006
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my brain: smooth, no weinkls, cute, cant think=no sad
Wrinkle brain:
yuor brain: BUMPY WEIRD, GROSS WRINKLES, UGLY!!!!!!!!, THINKS! = SAD!!
my brain: smooth, no weinkls, cute, cant think=no sad
Wrinkle brain:
yuor brain: BUMPY WEIRD, GROSS WRINKLES, UGLY!!!!!!!!, THINKS! = SAD!!
by funky homesickle November 28, 2020
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Some infamous quotes.
"Turnip" - Smoothound
"I'm sure that will T-Cut out" - Smoothound (with regards to a write-off)
"Badger, Badger, Badger" - Smoothound (somewhere near Gaydon)
"Turnip" - Smoothound
"I'm sure that will T-Cut out" - Smoothound (with regards to a write-off)
"Badger, Badger, Badger" - Smoothound (somewhere near Gaydon)
by Richard Griffiths May 6, 2005
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You better shut up before i beet the shit out of you!
Buff Man:Psh, I'll break you, dont be such a smofap!
You better shut up before i beet the shit out of you!
Buff Man:Psh, I'll break you, dont be such a smofap!
by adamgnizzel November 22, 2007
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