Schmoob

When Someone or something is physically or mentally clumsy or silly

Mike was real schmoob when he fell yesterday

by Schmoob March 27, 2015

Schmoke

To go for a brief smoke of marijuana, commonly used when smoking out of a one-hitter/dugout or other small piece.

Matt: Yo bro, let's go for a schmoke.
Ricardo: I got 5's

by Slaiest. March 26, 2017

Schmock

A slang term for a mixture of tobacco and ground marijuana frequently used in some rural areas of northern California

"Wanna pack a schmock dude?"

by Tha [=] d0C September 15, 2018

Hit the schmoney bottle

When you do something cool or epic

Yo that man just hit the schmoney bottle so hard

by HotDick53 August 5, 2019

Schlob

A player, on console or PC, that is beyond a practice hero. This player is by far the worst on the team but insists they are skilled. Little do they know they are always at the bottom of the rankings.

Once a player is bottom of the rankings 3 times in a row (rayj), they are perminent schlob

Wow, this guy is a real schlob

I can’t believe the schlob thinks he can klutch it

Last time this schlob will get an invite

by Bigmikeandtheboys February 13, 2018

schlock

One who is very hairy and ape like.

One who is prone to scare small children, women, and the elderly.

Schlock scared the woman before molesting her.

by nwblmx May 15, 2003

schmoopy

A word for when you are being really sketchy when it comes to a girl/relationship. You are either in the act of lying about what you are doing/ your whereabouts. Or when you turn down your bro's for the bitch. mad gay, when a guy or girl is mad sketch and u know theres an other person involved...

"yo mannn you're being maddd schmooopy right now, like what the fuck??"
" yea dude he was being so schmoopy last night, like he completely lied to us with her there"
"you are always so schmoopy all the fuckin time"

by GMTDnigggaaa August 19, 2009