Robert

A Zeus-like character who is a BEAST at anything created by man or God. A total Chick magnet because of his dead sexiness, body of Hercules, and the personality of TWO angels. Perfect.

Betty: Hey did you hear about Robert ?
Alphabetty: Ya he pisses perfection into a cup of Godliness

by Daisy101 April 25, 2009

Robert Freeman

Absolute epic gamer, has a big schlong which dominates girls in the bedroom. A hilarious chilled out dude who takes shit from no one.

My boy friend is such a robert freeman

by EugeneSlayer64 June 1, 2019

roberts

Money, cash, $$$

Derived from Robert De Niro. De Niro being close to dinero which means money in spanish

"Don't be spendin all your roberts on that shit!"

by Casper Troy December 26, 2007

Robert Pattinson

My future husband. A sex god. Sex on legs. Drop dead gorgeous. Man who will be playing the infamous Edward Anthony Cullen in the movie "Twilight" based on Stephenie Meyer's amazing book series named "Twilight". My obsession.

Oh my god. Robert Pattinson is the sexiest male on this earth.

by tawnie :D June 17, 2008

Oral Roberts

Someone who claims to speak for God, but doesn't!

Oral Roberts wanted to give me head, but, I said "NO!"

But, then he told me that GOD said I had to let him give me head, so I said, "Okay, FINE! God damn it! Get it over with."

It felt SSSOOO good!!!

by Jimmy Swaggart July 23, 2006

robert wagner

1. to take a shit.
2. long version of a #2 ( Austin Powers #2)

I took a Robert Wagner last night is stunk up the house to beat hell.

by Dave Tubbs October 24, 2007

Robert Bachman

A disease in which someone talks very slow and randomly places dry erase markers in their butthole.

My poor child attained Robert Bachman at birth.

by ballsinmouth January 3, 2010