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Queef Fries

French fries, usually served at McDonalds, that have been queefed on by the fat mexican with the headset. The fries will not have different taste unless it was a liquidy queef.
Why did that lady hand me french fries and call them "queef fries?"
by Wasua December 17, 2012
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Queef fart asshole

When your girl queefs in ur mouth while eating her out then you piss in her and her asshole farts.
Yo that queef fart asshole was good last night, wasn't it Rachel?
by Attack helicopter/ him/ her December 22, 2020
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Queef cake

A desert from the pheonican peoples most historians agree from 2000 bc to 1500 bc (bc before cuckold)
It is made of goats milk curdled in the vag. For no less then two weeks.
If prepared in the traditional manner for no less them two menstrual cycles in order to achieve a rich and complex flavor palette with hints of moldy viniger old crab cakes and a hint of sourdough.

The dough comes from the vag of the girl in the off cycle who has passed her cheese wad but has plenty of active yeast culture left to make the dough. The cheese was is mashed down in to a paste and spread across the dough.

While women put great bellows in to the vag and fill full of air and use the pussy lips to leave a beautiful texture and a waxy like coating that is sprayed out from the ever growing yeast infection.
Men would walk through the market dipping there fingers In the pussys of the women till they found the flavor that fit there palate.
Little timmy loved sundays to go to queefy Ken's queef cakes and bait shop
In the old part of town.
Old style with new ideas midgets asians one girl with different sized pussy lips

Giving so much variety to the texture of the curd frosting.....
Janet wanted to make queef cupcakes for her husband but lacked the vaginal fortitude to keep the milk in till it curdled enough to make the traditional pussy plug

When she sneezed it dripped down her legs and was lost like her husbands dreams when she told him she was pregnant
She then attempted suicide by repeatingly jumping out the ground floor window in to the grass
The neighbor boy came over to put her out of her misery with his wiffle ball bat and after several hours and many trips to the store.

(Jonny came from a family where they finished what they started. Unlike janet who half the time didnt finish wiping her ass and just wore brown underwear and pants and blamed the smell on the dog. But Jonathan was always suspicious of her story the the dog shit on her pussy when she wasnt looking. . Also he was tired of the brown five o clock shadow he had from munching her moldy mossy cottage. He was also a albino making it harder to explain)
Little Johnny finished the job and rolled her in to a shallow grave and barb the neighbors wife invited him over for homeaid queef cakes and a three way that her son filmed

that is why little Johnny tried a home made sex change with a drill soldering iron and fake eyebrows
by Pecker pete October 2, 2018
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[Queef] Nugget

Something entirely non-dirty: a unit of food consisting of corn and whey, often fed to goats to increase fertility during the mating months.
Hey Fiona-the goats are in heat,be sure to give them their daily Queef Nuggets.
by Tha Lord_11 January 30, 2009
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queef ball fight

A fight with queef balls. Women utilize their ability to have multiple orgasms in order to lob queef balls and queef nuggets alike at each other at a slumber party. THis is even more dangerous than sharing needles and Mr. Happy's warns docotors as "intense queeftasticular cancer spreading occurs". Women involved retort "its all jolly good fun, go screw yourself and let us fire queefy goodness through our vaginal cavities at each other". both parties refused further comment.
I went to a lumber party and me and my friends had a queef ball fight. After ten orgys i fainted but still won.
by Mindaulgaus March 25, 2007
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queef blow test

(QBT) Usually performed during cunnilingus. When one partner will blow a quick, forced breath directly into the vagina. Then firmly push on the mons and a queef pops out. Serves almost no purpose but a good laugh or a quick way to ensure you won't have another date.
(1) Jim had to end the date with Sally before he hung himself in her bathroom, so he gave her a QBT followed with a look of shame. (2) Beula was asking Willy for a little more excitement in the sack so Willy tried the queef blow test. Did that work?
by Pv2Monsell July 8, 2009
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queef ballarina

insult. one who tries to act graceful or cool but inevitibly messes up
"megan o'keef...such a queef ballarina"
by Anonymous September 18, 2003
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