football queef

when mike is playing football he gets tackled, his legs go out and he makes a wet fart noise

aww did you see that wicked football queef by mike

by bobby o bobby September 26, 2009

Ass queef

when a girl tries to blame a fart during sex as a queef usually to no avail because of the smell

what was that
just a queef keep going
since when have your queefs smelt like ass and muffins I'm calling Ass queef! (leave room)
Awww i wasnt finished. Where's that Carrot

by watthefrukbitch May 02, 2009

Ass Queef

Pretty much, just another word for a fart. If you want to be more immature about it, just use the word Ass queef.

Fu*king A! Why did you have to fuggin release your ass queef right in my face! Fu*k!

by Tits McGee *bitch* September 01, 2006

dick queef

To fart out of ones shlong.

John quit it you fucking dick queef.

by Dznny Da Persian August 17, 2005

Queef Goggles

Queef Goggles occur when a woman releases vaginal gas, often whilst recieving oral sex, whch in turn steams up the eye ware of the recipricant.

During oral sex a woman releases vaginal gas which causes the glasses of the giver to steam up, thus creating queef goggles.

by Well Hung Pony October 21, 2009

Queefing Chode

A chode which queefs. It usually effects those with a chodezilla.

I was at the party and all the sudden i heard a farting noise from this guys zipper. It was a queefing chode.

by The Chode Scientist January 13, 2009

period queef

When you fuck a girl on her period, she queefs and blood blows out.

I pulled my wang out of my girls pussy and she queefed blood all over it.period queef

by ONlyonE_- April 07, 2016